Wise.
Bearded.
Looking for a fun friendship that becomes a relationship.
I have a big heart with lots of scars on it.
I've been to 29 countries. Almost got arrested in two. Sketched my way out of one.

Veni, vidi, vici

Driving you insane

I look younger than I am.
Broad shoulders.
I laugh every 30 seconds.

Books: I like books, but I don't read very often. Pity.

TV: Trailer Park Boys, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Mighty Boosh, All incarnations of Alan Partridge, An Idiot Abroad,The Ricky Gervais Show, The Office, Etc. Also, just about every shitty American sitcom 1971 - 1995.

Movies: I like bad ones and good ones equally. I like overwrought action movies (Die Hard, Total Recall). Indie comedies. Documentaries.

Music:
Malaria!
BLACK SABBATH
Talking Heads
Oldies radio
Motown (Otis Redding, Martha Reeves)
70's glam (Bowie, T-Rex)
Gay 80's new wave in all forms.
70's-80's punk
Miami and New Orleans bounce.
Gangsta Rap.
80s funk like Cameo.
Hardcore (but it better be really good and innovative)

Sense of Humor
Sense of Humor
Sense of Humor
Sense of Humor
Sense of Humor
Sense of Humor

my next meal because I'm always hungry

Bein' myself, dawg

I didn't drink Alcohol until I was 31.

-you aren't a flake, for real.
-you have strange interests and you like talking about them.
-you find me irresistible (not holding my breath on this one).
-you believe that we have already peaked as a society and would like to engage in deep and personal philosophical discussions.
-you have minimal baggage. a carry-on is okay.
-you wanna go for a walk and hang out and see if we like each other.
-you wanna be weird long-distance (or local) internet friends.
-you're a dice roller.