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29 M Monroe, CT

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5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Hi, my name's Dave. I was born in Sweden but I've lived in CT most of my life, so I don't have a "chef from the Muppets" accent. I think I'm a funny, witty and pretty sarcastic person. I like to think of myself as smart, but maybe that's the first sign of an I'll keep my mouth shut.

I'm a graphic designer, but when I'm not working you can find me hanging out by a fire or on a trail walking without intent enjoying the outside or jumping off cliffs into water (emphasis on the "water" part, a pass time of mine is not checking into the hospital). I like all seasons but am partial to the fall. As everyone says, I like to relax too, sitting on a deck with a good beer with friends or watching some weird Korean detective movies on Netflix all alone...(that's where you come in)

I like to travel and have been to a handful of countries in Europe. I've been hiking in Mallorca and worked on a goat farm in Sweden in the winter. I don't like touristy vacations and hate to see the popular stuff. I don't give a shit about the Eiffel Tower or Big Ben. I'd rather be walking down some side street taking a chance at a weird restaurant with a strange guy yelling in a language I can't understand.
What I’m doing with my life
You mean...other than being incredibly handsome and funny all day everyday?

Lying in dating website profile forms.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at problem solving and staying calm in high stress situations. I'm good at making people laugh and coming up with a witty remark. Also I love working with my hands. Either creating something or fixing something, I love it. I also think I'm really good at seeing other people's point of view, but they tend to disagree, but I know I'm right.
The first things people usually notice about me
They first notice that I am there and that my body is opaque.

After that, my sense of humor and/or genius. Depends on the situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like smart comedies (I consider The Three Amigos a smart comedy) and good CGI in my futuristic action movies. Also love a good documentary, doesn't matter what it's about.

I don't have cable so I only have a couple shows I watch. Breaking Bad (even though it's over), Walking Dead and Game of Thrones.

The Temper Trap and the Jezabels are some great bands that I haven't gotten tired of yet. I can't see myself ever hating the song Sweet Disposition or Prisoner. Check them out.

Some other artists are Junip, Little Dragon, The Knife, Whitehorse, M83.
The six things I could never do without
Exercise, food, nature, good design, tea and curiosity...and music and tools to build with and the simple things and good beer and good conversations. And patina. And my '78 Honda motorcycle, love that thing and love working on it. Any girls out there know the in and outs of carburetors?

And sarcasm. I need it. I use it to evoke comedy and hatred. It's an amazing tool.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How small we are in the universe. And that I really want to make a toaster like in I Love Lucy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my few but very good friends or at my Brazilian jiu jitsu class beating people up and getting a workout. Beating people up means getting myself rendered unconscious while drooling, right? Then yeah, that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's very hard for me to keep nice clothes nice. Either I wash them too much or they have dirt and grass stains on them or I use them to clean my hands. I shouldn't have nice clothes. I love just wearing a white tshirt and jeans.

Also, I'm not sentimental in the least bit, except for a tinfoil and cardboard "telescope" that a small 5 year old boy made for me. I'll keep that as long as possible.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You find me in anyway attractive or funny. Or if you have gotten this far down my profile for whatever reason. Or if you just want to say that I'm awesome, I'll accept that.