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Hello and thank you for checking out my profile :)
My name is Michael and I'm really single!!! (divorced if you want
to get technical).
I'm a highly confident, well spoken, college educated man that has
learned to appreciate whatever I have as well as what I do not
have. Humour is very important to me as too much gravity can be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I currently work in sales as I have been for the past nine years.
I'm starting to learn Floral Design as a hobby because I can never
get enough of beautiful flowers and their corresponding
I love running and I run four to six miles about three times a
week. One day I'll start racing again. I want to start grappling
again but haven't found a suitable gym yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking HOT. Making people laugh until they wet themselves.
Establishing a rapport. Being persuasive. Asserting myself. Did I
mention looking good? ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bedroom eyes. My seemingly very relaxed, zen-like aura/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Rise and Fall Of Scooby Doo, A Life
Movies: Anything written, directed or starring Van Damme, Seagal
or, Woody Allen. Occasional Porn.
Shows: Chappelle Show, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sons of
Music: Classic Heavy Metal and Rock. Jazz from 40's to 60's.
Freestyle from the 80's. Salsa, Merengue, Cha Cha Cha. All The Pop
"Baby it's Cold Outside" to "DJ's got us Falling in Love."
Food: Thai is my current favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Laundromat where I practice the Zen Mediation Art of
Limes including any product made from them including limeade, key
lime pie and Lemon sorbet (haven't found a lime one yet).
Target, where I can find Skirt Steak and roller skates in the same
aisle and get 5% off it all!!
Gum with real sugar and any sour candy
The ability to close (sales term)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What am I going to eat? Did I do that right? Does she like me? What
the f**k did he just say to me?
I see the term, "must love dogs," or "must love cats," quite often.
I say you must love yourself!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking down the red carpet that leads to the front door of my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm probably smarter than you ;). In all fairness, I occassionaly
do the dumbest things even dumb people are smart enough not to do.
You should message me if
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you think the acronyms and phrases, LOL, LMAO, Partner in Crime
(I'm not lookin to get locked up), Love to travel (really? who
doesn't), I like to laugh (how unique), down to earth (as opposed
to?), living life to da fullest (is there an instructional dvd or
perhaps Dummies book for this? I'm the only one who seems not to be
doing this), Foodie (WTF is that???) should be BANNED forever...
Seriously, If you have the patience, empathy, affection and sense
of humour it takes to get to know someone, me in particular, please
I like to keep messaging and texting to a minimum. I'm here to meet
someone in person :)
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