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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Although my original career goals included both constructing a lightsaber and join the rebellion against the Empire, I eventually decided that my destiny lie along another path, and chose art school over adventure.

I then began my journey towards becoming a professional illustrator through training at the Columbus College of Art and Design. While pursuing countless ventures of crossing the point of no return on several occasions, and implanting the movie, Inception into Christopher Nolan's mind while he was dreaming, I drew attention from other artists with my work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
There are few things in the world that make me feel more clueless than a woman's tears. I know that I am supposed to do something comforting and then go slay whatever dragon caused the crying fit, but it has been my experience, in my limited dealings with women, the tears never come when they should, and they are never about what you might think, and consequently you are reduced to truly stupid options like patting her head and saying, "There there," in the hopes that at some point she will let you in on what the display is actually about.

Listen, let me make this as clear as the clear glass bottom of a just-Windexed, and thus as clear as clear can get, glass-bottomed boat: The majority of men are cowards. They're afraid to admit that they don't know their way around women.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
There are many things I'm not good at, I just can't think of any.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My red hair and devastatingly charming looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Death: A life, Beat the Reaper, A Magician Among the Prophets, Strange Angel, Harry Potter, Seduction of the Innocent, How to Cheat at Everything.

Movies: The Fifth Element, True Romance, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Iron Man 2, Fanboys, Clerks, Pleasantville, Escape From New York, They Live, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Robocop, Evil Dead 2.

Music: Good music. (Fun Fact: Not Country)

Food: I have simple tastes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My left hand, eyes, air, my Macbook, internet, and my boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
You should message me if
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