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odietamoeba

26 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raised in Oregon, educated in New York, honed in Latin America, disheartened in DC, and found my way back West. Recently moved to LA and very excited to sink my teeth in. I'm a bohemian, capitalist, vulgar, expressive, anomaly with a wry sense of humor and impeccable taste. I have no boundaries and will expect no less of you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puzzles, dance jogging, and eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My fake red hair, unremarkable tattoos, or the fact that I'll say just about anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The World According to Garp, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Corrections, On the Road, Atlas Shrugged (it's in the book section for a reason, don't extrapolate), The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, East of Eden, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Movies: The Graduate, Hook, and anything by Almodovar, Wes Anderson, Kaufman, or Nora Ephron.

Music as of late: Alt-J, Bahamas, Bon Iver, Chad VanGaalen, Cloud Nothing, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., Dr. Dog, Django Django, The Format, Get up Kids, Grizzly Bear, Henry Mancini, Japandroids, Johnny Cash, Kid Loco, Laura Marling, Leonard Cohen, Menahan Street Band, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ola Podrida, Phantogram, Pretty Lights, Sales, Sleigh Bells, Real Estate, Tallest Man on Earth, Tennis, Tune-Yards, War on Drugs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Passport
2. Semicolons
3. Wikipedia
4. Purple
5. NPR
6. Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Projects, food, and existential mumbo jumbo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being inappropriate and having way more fun than anyone else, or at home reading and writing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spirit animal is an ostrich.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're curious, ambitious, and creative; you've mastered the under-appreciated art of dad jokes; you can hold your own in a group of strangers; you think positively, even if you have to force it down your throat; and you have a strong sense of home. Oh. And if you're a Libra. Evidently we're compatible though I never meet them. Rare birds, I suppose.

A few warnings: I don't watch nor know anything about sports, I will never understand your gluten sensitivity, and I'm chronically overdressed. You'll just have to deal with it.