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27 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 1
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raised in Oregon, educated in New York, honed in Latin America, disheartened in DC, and found my way back West. Recently moved to LA and very excited to sink my teeth in. I'm a bohemian, capitalist, vulgar, expressive, anomaly with a wry sense of humor and impeccable taste. I have no boundaries and will expect no less of you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puzzles, dance jogging, and eye contact.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My fake red hair, unremarkable tattoos, or the fact that I'll say just about anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The World According to Garp, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Corrections, On the Road, Atlas Shrugged (it's in the book section for a reason: don't extrapolate), The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, East of Eden, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Movies: The Graduate, Hook, and anything by Almodovar, Wes Anderson, Charlie Kaufman, or Nora Ephron.

Music as of late: Alt-J, Bahamas, Bon Iver, Chad VanGaalen, Cloud Nothing, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr., Dr. Dog, Django Django, The Format, Get up Kids, Grizzly Bear, Henry Mancini, Japandroids, Johnny Cash, Kid Loco, Laura Marling, Leonard Cohen, Menahan Street Band, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ola Podrida, Phantogram, Pretty Lights, Sales, Sleigh Bells, Real Estate, Tallest Man on Earth, Tennis, Tune-Yards, War on Drugs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Passport
2. Semicolons
3. Wikipedia
4. Purple
5. NPR
6. Music
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Kickin' it with friends, reading and writing at home, seeing a show, making memories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My spirit animal is an ostrich.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're curious, ambitious, and creative; you've mastered the under-appreciated art of dad jokes; you can hold your own in a group of strangers; you think positively, even if you have to force it down your throat; and you have a strong sense of home. Oh. And if you're a Libra. Evidently we're compatible though I never meet them. Rare birds, I suppose.

A few warnings: I don't watch nor know anything about sports, I will never understand your gluten sensitivity, and I'm chronically overdressed. It's a condition.