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offensive_mango

38 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–62
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm in a relationship. I'm only here for the quizzes. But if I were available, you'd want me. Oh yeah.

I am brilliant, thorough, and pedantic
What I’m doing with my life
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I write. Some things I write are more interesting than others.
I’m really good at
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keeping my eyes and ears open.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, or maybe the fact that I'm shorter than they expected.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a) A Prayer for Owen Meany, A Secret History, I Know This Much Is True (b) Brazil, Fargo, Heathers (c) I like most things. (d) American-style Chinese, Thai, Japanese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food, water, shelter, clothing, sanitation, healthcare.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people's motivations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hiding in my house.
You should message me if
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you don't want a reply.

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