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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:14pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Has a kid, and might want more
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm one of the realest people you'll ever meet. I live life, make mistakes, but never fake perfection. I'm an INFP according to the Myers-Briggs personality test. I found that to be kind of enlightening.

Just a simple guy, living an amazing life. I decided maybe it's time to share it with someone. To be honest I'm not looking for an instant love affair, but I want something real. It'd be nice to make a best friend with the possibility of becoming more a little later down the line at the least.

Friends, family, and co-workers describe me as easy-going and likable. I think I'm pretty funny. I have a unique outlook on life so hearing how I perceive things is often humorous to most. I like making people laugh so... Yeah... I do my thing..

Trying to keep this simple, so message me if you have any questions or if you're bored and just want to say hello.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently an Agent of Chaos at the Guild of Calamitous Intent! LOL.

Seriously, I'm working really towards expanding my art career. I have a regular full time as a consultant, but my passion lies with my art. I'm a graphic designer/ freelance illustrator. I do a wide variety of art related projects usually with my art friends or I'll design concept art for my motorcycle and car buddies.

Outside of my visual art pursuits, I'm getting back into martial arts. I have black belts in Aikido, Shotokan, Aikijujutsu and Hapkido. I'm currently looking to get into Sanuces Ryu Jui Jitsu and maybe some Eskrima... One day, maybe I'll compete in a kumite!!

Mostly I'm just loving life. Today I love it more than yesterday, but never more than tomorrow!!! Lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making List....
Anything outdoorsy LOL
Paint balling
Competitive shooting (targets only, no living people/animals)
Art (Drawing, painting, and writing)
Self Expression (learning to play the guitar)
Driving Fast (on a track)
Trivia (Usually music and movies)
Not taking myself too seriously
Finding the "funny" in any situation
Martial Arts (Shotokan, Hapkido, Aikido, Aikijujutsu and Niten-Ryu sword style)
Listening/ Being empathetic
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (if you're on PS3, hit me up!! official483)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always have on earphones!!!

Sometimes I smile for apparently no reason.

I'm told its impossible not to like me after 5 minutes of talking to me... Thanks??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

OMG do you have any idea how many books I've read. Anything written by Edgar Allen Poe or Langston Hughes. Memoirs of a Geisha, The Lovely Bones, Boondocks. I like Battle Royale (kinda gorey ladies). The Art of War is still one of my favorites. Bored of the Rings. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (you just have to read it), BOTH WAYS IS THE ONLY WAY I WANT IT, Chronic City, A Gate At the Stairs, The Age of Wonder, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Time Traveller's Wife and House of Leaves. UUUh oh yeah, anything written by Paulo Coehlo— The Alchemist, Eleven Minutes, The Devil and Ms. Prym, Love Letters From A Prophet, and the Valkyries.

Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, and Full Metal Alchemist are my favorite manga titles/ graphic novels. I have every issue and my bookshelf is about to explode...yes.

Movies go Big Trouble In Little China, Donnie Darko, The Grudge, Collateral, Man On Fire, Troy, Vanilla Sky, 13 Ghosts, Memiors of a Giesha, Hoodlum, Harlem Nights, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, Serenity (I was a big Firefly fan), Dawn of the Dead, Room 1408, Mind Hunters, They, When Darkness Falls, Boogeyman, Planet Terror, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, both Ghost In the Shells, Pirates of the Carribean 1-3, The Last Samurai, Harry Potters (yeah I said it) Def Poetry (the episode when Floetry performed is my favorite and a constant means of inspiration) and way too many more. Anthing scary.

Television... I'll come back to that...

I am a music junky/addict.....yeah. Soo uuh the list goes Underground hip hop, old school hip hop, alternative, R&B, jazz, blues, calypso, experimental.

Artist-wise I'm liking John Mayer, Red, 3 Doors Down, Marsha Ambrosius, Travie McCoy, Zero 7, Nine Inch Nails, Mary J Blige, Janelle Monae, Amel Larrieux, One Republic, Glenn Lewis, Kem, Common, Fort Minor, Evanescence, Lyfe Jennings, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Ludacris, Disturbed, Dwele, Black Thought, Linkin Park, THE ROOTS, really any music where they're still talking about something and uuuhhhh..... Did I mention my Ipod has over 8000 songs. Let's just say I really love music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dutch, my dog
A good set of headphones
My passport
I try to keep my life simple... Maybe one day you'll be on the list. Lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm an INFP so I think about everything under the stars... How great life is and how fortunate I am to living right here and now...

I think about Japanese ghost.. Just got finished watching Shutter... Then watched The Grudge 3... I've come to a conclusion... Japanese ghosts don't be on that nonsense!! They don't just haunt houses. Those mofos get on planes and go to other countries without passports and mess stuff up there to... It gets real!! They won't be exorcised or deported!!!

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide.... is that considered a hostage situation?

How you probably shouldn't make eye contact while eating a banana... That is all..

... Oh yeah, and super powers and world domination!!! Who doesn't wanna rule the world right??? Right? LOL

And that's just what I think about on Wednesdays!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights aren't typical... They're adventures!!! LOL. Aren't yours??!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently it's so private I didn't tell myself.....

Well there was this one time I.... yeah. You'll have to get to know me before I tell you about that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are an awesome individual or one who's striving to be. (Anyone striving to be is inherently awesome in my book)

If you are laid-back, down to earth woman who's looking for the same in a man...

If you are a football or MMA/UFC FAN!!! Especially if you are a 49ers fan, although I won't discriminate if you aren't (but depending on your team, I do reserve the right to trash talk) lol!!

If you have a great sense of humor and love to laugh.

If you think we have a lot in common and might hit it off..

If you're tired of the superficial and artificial. If you're ready for something real with someone real.

If you think your life is so great and exciting that you need a partner in crime to go off and enjoy it with... yeah... you should message me!!!