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officialtim

29 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10% serious, 10% lazy, 10% snarky, 30% hard working, 10% considerate, 30% intelligent, 10% adventurous. I always give 110%.

I grew up in Jacksonville, FL. It was in those formative years I learned that I can neither dance nor speak publicly without great trepidation.

College and easy access to alcohol helped, and the added population density was a baptism by fire. It took 19 years to shed the awkwardness of a secluded, book-wormy, online-chess-mastering dork. Though, we carry those vestiges with us right? I still have to make a special effort to be Mr. Outgoing.

I've spent a lot of time in my adult years getting to know myself and different cultures and different places. I've had the pleasure of dining with the Princess Royal, and felt the inadequacy of long-distance carpooling with the Astronomer Royal. I've stayed with a man in Kiev who survived encephalitis, so he could later take up arms in Maidan. I've taken a nap in the shade of Uluru, and managed the plight of a maelstrom-atic murky midnight Mt. Fuji ascent. Say that 5 times fast!

I like to run marathons competitively because I feel like there is still some element of objective self-improvement there, beyond statistical variation. But I'm probably delusional.

Get me started on any technical endeavor, or wax poetic about art or economics, or indulge a classical or rock music concert, or join me on an epic half-day hike in some mountainous environs, and I'll be your friend for life. Try to give me a shopping bag of confectionery sugar instead of a half kilo of fine Mexican yeyo like I asked for, and I'll feel insulted and betrayed (I know the difference).

I have no idea if this sort of summary is what you're supposed to write on a dang dating website, but there you have it. Thanks for dropping by!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working at a software startup at the moment. I enjoy the work, its challenging, I learn every day and I'm passionate about the goal of the product.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
1. Puns. I think 1/64 of my brain is dedicated to finding them.
2. Fixing things.
3. Finding slick travel deals.
4. Sending glitter in the mail. It's actually easier than you might think.
5. Seeing that rolling thing roll off the counter top out of the corner of your eye and catching it midair without letting it hit the ground. Like Spiderman.

I'm going to limit this list to 5. Leave something for the imagination, as Mom always says (sarcastically creepily winks).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Resemblance to Footloose Kevin Bacon. Long eyelashes. Please excuse the brevity I'm starting to get bored writing this profile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bradbury, Vonnegut, Rand are a few of my favorite authors. Classic novels and science fiction. Most recent reads: The Martian by Weir and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: >= 90% on RottenTomatoes generally. In particular, Christopher Nolan and Wes Anderson films. And The Big Lebowski.

TV: I don't watch TV.*

Food: Vegetarian although I'll eat fish. I keep it pretty healthy.

*A noteworthy exception is Adventure Time, which is great when you need an 11 minute break.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to answer questions pertaining to metacognition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted and occasionally bibulous.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My Dad unknowingly bought a glass dildo for my Mom for Christmas. He was so enamoured with the discount on this piece of "glass art" he didn't register the, ahem, anatomical form factor.
You should message me if
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you didn't list a bunch of self-aggrandizing requirements in this field. And you feel like there would be a low probability of either your eyeballs or my eyeballs glossing over in the event of a face-to-face conversation. And you're nice.