I like doing Travis things.
Such as sending late night text messages to people when I know they're asleep, and then bitching at them later for not replying promptly enough.
I also enjoy reading shampoo bottles while I number 2.
I read a lot. Not just shampoo bottles, contrary to popular belief.
I try to read a lot of words backwards, because you never know when there could be a hidden meaning.
Ees tahw I naem?! Yloh kcuf!
I'm 31, though I don't look it. Maybe I'll tone it down one day... Then again, maybe not. I know I cater to a select niche of women.
When I was 5 I fell on a tuna can. I had to get stitches.
The can was unopened. I am now deathly afraid of flaked white tuna in a can. Unless you've opened it for me, and emptied the contents into a bowl. If someone doesn't know the story, and notices my scar, I tell them I was engaged in a knife fight in an alleyway in Thailand.
A lot of people find me amusing. All except my mother. She says I'm an idiot.
I have 2 cats, they have a lot of hair on their body. Sometimes they cough up hairballs, sometimes they don't.
Fish are boring, and I can't stand cheap toilet paper.
I believe Captain Crunch was designed solely to shred the roof of your mouth.
Sometimes I only wear one sock. I'm not sure why this is.
I think that's all I'm willing to divulge at the moment. If that didn't scare you off, feel free to read on and drop me a line, because I don't normally message people first....EVER!
( I just may reply too!)