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oh_jude

26 Petaling Jaya, Malaysia Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Malay (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I take things very seriously, especially when I wade around the fluffy cotton-like candy floss jungle to sort out licorice. Like most people, there are just so many mundane chores to do, like feeding my chimeras and the Harpies Sisters with candy corns (altered their carnivorous diet; they are now die hard sugartarians) or teaching oompa loompas new ways to harvest gumballs. Just as ordinary as any ordinarily average person could be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Serving my time for Willy Wonka. In exchange for sugary perks, my contract is based on how well I can give kids the right candy to rot their souls, if not their teeth. But I could be wrong at times, because some just wanted their tongues dyed with organic food colourings or they might only want to ruin their lunch, not dinner. So it can be pretty unpredictable given on how unpredictable the demanding lots could be. Gotta keep an eye on that ever evolving purchasing intention funnel closely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Okcupid told me to brag a little on this, so I'm not even going to be subtle: I'm actually pretty good at making imaginary taxidermied dragons to achieve what Walter Potter couldn't with a bunch of schooling rabbits. And I also sell handmade cloud woven quilts, shit's so cash that hipsters always preorder 420 days in advance.
I also have sick table flipping skills!
Here's my proof: 
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And I spit fire and nonsense when I type too, pretty rad huh?
I can also wear a face as openly in despair and confusion as Louie before switching it to an Oh-My-Takei pose.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"I was expecting an English accent"
Sorry for shattering your precognitive assertions towards a stranger but I breathe in Manglish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dictionaries. Yellow pages. But nothing beats the text behind cereal boxes that acknowledges all the glory a household brand deserves as the Breakfast for Champions which brings forth the realization that whatever we believe in, or at least consume is nothing more than a deceptive lifestyle tailored by those who are in the business of Manufacturing Consent.

You know what sounds really magical? Farts. Okay sorry I mean the calm voices of Alan Watts and Bob Ross. Im aware of Mr Rogers but nothing beats bad ass Bob Ross who said "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" while holding a painting brush.

I have always voted for Hiroyuki Sakai and Pedro.

Bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Youtube, Pirate Bay, good food.
There's no way I could sail beyond the horizons of piracy and knowledge without these provisions while in search for the other three.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- audience targeting and how to sneak on non-English speaking communities. Now I sound like a full time racist.
- how to delimit the use of Hokuto no Ken whenever I'm hungry.
-the joy of watching the Bernay's parade on replay; be it from the torch of freedom march or those whose matrimonal vouch secures De Beer's cartel prowess with a shiny bud of compressed carbon or whoever that owns a nice tnneteba
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- watching a religious debate or catching a jellyfish or swashbuckling. Yes i save pretty girls (and femmy boys) from time to time.
- immersing myself in my well structured potato conversion plan by watching others work out on Youtube while I wash down bacon strips with Whiskey or root beer depending on how childish I feel. 60% of the time it works everytime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My inspiration for intellectual pickup lines are always derived from the lyrics of Chacarron Macarron.
You should message me if
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You can tolerate silence because that's one of the finest things in life

You know where to find drag queen shows. I love their sassiness.

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