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oh_jude

25 F Petaling Jaya, Malaysia

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Malay (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I take things very seriously, especially when I wade around the fluffy cotton-like candy floss jungle to sort out licorice. Like most people, there are just so many mundane chores to do, like feeding my chimeras and the Harpies Sisyers with candy corns (altered their carnivorous diet; they are now die hard sugartarians) or teaching oompa loompas new ways to harvest gumballs. Just as ordinary as any ordinarily average person could be.
What I’m doing with my life
Serving my time for Willy Wonka. In exchange for sugary perks, my contract is based on how well I can give kids the right candy to rot their souls, if not their teeth. But I could be wrong at times, because some just wanted their tongues dyed with organic food colourings or they might only want to ruin their lunch, not dinner. So it can be pretty unpredictable given on how unpredictable the demanding lots could be. Gotta keep an eye on that ever evolving purchasing intention funnel closely.
I’m really good at
- making more imaginary taxidermied dragons to achieve what Walter Potter couldn't with a bunch of schooling rabbits.
- flipping tables and placing them back again.
Here's my proof: 
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- dramatic lipsyncing
The first things people usually notice about me
"You sure are short".
I like how people are so gifted at pointing out the obvious.
And I'm aware that my moustache is awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dictionaries. Yellow pages. But nothing beats the text behind cereal boxes that acknowledges all the glory a household brand deserves as the Breakfast for Champions which brings forth the realization that whatever we believe in, or at least consume is nothing more than a deceptive lifestyle tailored by those who are in the business of Manufacturing Consent.

You know what sounds really magical? Farts. Okay sorry I mean the calm voices of Alan Watts and Bob Ross. Im aware of Mr Rogers but nothing beats bad ass Bob Ross who said "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" while holding a painting brush.

I have always voted for Hiroyuki Sakai and Pedro.

Bacon.
The six things I could never do without
Youtube, Pirate Bay, good food.
There's no way I could sail beyond the horizons of piracy and knowledge without these provisions while in search for the other three.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- audience targeting and how to sneak on non-English speaking communities.
- how to deface private properties more creatively with the force
-the joy of watching the Bernay's parade on replay; be it from the torch of freedom march or those whose matrimonal vouch secures De Beer's cartel prowess with a shiny bud of compressed carbon or whoever that owns a nice tnneteba
On a typical Friday night I am
- watching a religious debate or catching a jellyfish or swashbuckling. Yes i save pretty girls (and femmy boys) from time to time.
- immersing myself in my well structured potato conversion plan by watching others work out on Youtube while I wash down bacon strips with Whiskey or root beer depending on how childish I feel. 60% of the time it works everytime.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My inspiration for intellectual pickup lines are always derived from the lyrics of Chacarron Macarron.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you are bored and want to do something random that would defeat my juvenile ideas like getting lost in Los Santos with bellied motion sickness or be the life of the party by wearing matching disco ball hat with facial expressions adorned akin to Shrute-like gravitas.

While there are composites of my identity written all over this profile that decays exponentially per day, almost everything here came from an idle mind who understands the pain of reading mediocre "me-me-me" passages. So do understand that I also do not intend to answer tediously repetitive questions that are only meant for job interviews and background checks and by doing so, you are partaking in a more delightful way of knowing someone, even if it may be as brief as wiping your ass with a wad of toilet papers.

Or if you want to do a soylent experiment!