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25 • F • Petaling Jaya, Malaysia
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 10:17pm
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Malay (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
- flipping tables and placing them back again.
Here's my proof:
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- dramatic lipsyncing
I like how people are so gifted at pointing out the obvious.
And I'm aware that my moustache is awesome.
You know what sounds really magical? Farts. Okay sorry I mean the calm voices of Alan Watts and Bob Ross. Im aware of Mr Rogers but nothing beats bad ass Bob Ross who said "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" while holding a painting brush.
I have always voted for Hiroyuki Sakai and Pedro.
There's no way I could sail beyond the horizons of piracy and knowledge without these provisions while in search for the other three.
- how to deface private properties more creatively with the force
-the joy of watching the Bernay's parade on replay; be it from the torch of freedom march or those whose matrimonal vouch secures De Beer's cartel prowess with a shiny bud of compressed carbon or whoever that owns a nice tnneteba
- immersing myself in my well structured potato conversion plan by watching others work out on Youtube while I wash down bacon strips with Whiskey or root beer depending on how childish I feel. 60% of the time it works everytime.
- Ages 23–99
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
While there are composites of my identity written all over this profile that decays exponentially per day, almost everything here came from an idle mind who understands the pain of reading mediocre "me-me-me" passages. So do understand that I also do not intend to answer tediously repetitive questions that are only meant for job interviews and background checks and by doing so, you are partaking in a more delightful way of knowing someone, even if it may be as brief as wiping your ass with a wad of toilet papers.
Or if you want to do a soylent experiment!
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