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26 • Singapore, Singapore • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–99
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends
- Last online
- Today – 8:06am
- 5′ 2″ (1.57m)
- Body type
- Graduated from university
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Malay (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)
I also have sick table flipping skills!
Here's my proof:
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
And I spit fire and nonsense when I type too. It's a skill.
Which is why I have a profound appreciation for lame jokes. If you are not offended by the Bruce Lee joke, I think we should have a pretty good ice breaker to begin with.
You know what sounds really magical? Farts. Okay sorry I mean the calm voices of Alan Watts and Bob Ross. Im aware of Mr Rogers but nothing beats bad ass Bob Ross who said "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents" while holding a painting brush.
I have always voted for Hiroyuki Sakai and Pedro.
- how to delimit the use of Hokuto no Ken whenever I'm hungry.
-the joy of watching the Bernay's parade on replay; be it from the torch of freedom march or those whose matrimonal vouch secures De Beer's cartel prowess with a shiny bud of compressed carbon or whoever that owns a nice tnneteba
If you lack the platform to express that political incorrectness and wicked humor that you have been keeping within yourself like an imminent fart attack on your first job interview. You deserve a cookie for not messing it up. No seriously I will buy you a cookie.
And if you cannot pardon my language and grammar even though my inputs were from my mobile phone.
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