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ohemgee7060

25 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Dallas, Texas

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
—
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
—
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Norwegian (Okay), French (Okay), Sanskrit (Poorly)

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My Self-Summary

i am a space octopus in an earthspider's web.

where do all of the creeps hang out?

Power Overwhelming

What I’m doing with my life

swallowing souls.

i actually do freelance advertising and writing projects. i am currently working for a metal magazine (the music kind of metal), and i blog for an energy beverage company.

I’m really good at

killing conversations, creating awkward moments, laughing inappropriately..

The first things people usually notice about me

-that I am Protoss
-that I will swallow their souls

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

i read: psychology / philosophy / horror novels / religious stuff

i watch: horror / intellectual garbage / weird stuff / comedy, dark comedy / b movies / documentaries about cool stuff (King of Kong!)

i listen to: metal / rock / opera / violin and cello / trip-hop

i eat: spinach quesadillas / spinach pizza / spinach leaves / chz / not animals (but it's okay if you do)

The six things I could never do without

you would be amazed what a person can do without.

anywho:

1.earth

2.fire

3.wind

4.water

5.heart

6.Captain Planet (He's our hero)

Editors

I spend a lot of time thinking about

-space. space. space. space. space. space. octopuses.
-how things are made
-brainwashing people.
-the universe
-going back to the moon with Bai Ling.

On a typical Friday night I am

dressing up like a zombie and breaking into your house. or putting face paint on for no reason. or sitting around having a chat with some friends. or playing board games. or traveling to the moon.

okay, i am a liar. i am usually at a bar somewhere. preferably a dive bar.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i have tasted my own urine. lulz.

actually, i am willing to admit pretty much anything that is true.

You should message me if

any of these apply to you:

-you like fake blood handjobs.
-you're not ridiculously serious.
-you're not full of yourself.
-you don't spend most of your time criticizing others.
-you live near me and want to do what i'm doing on Friday night.
-you're not underage or about to expire.
-you feel the urge.
-you are from space.
-you are an octopus.
-you are a space octopus (BONUS!!1).

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