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ohepi

24 F Baton Rouge, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:06am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
you're going to see what you want to see when you look at my pictures.

you'll think what you want to think when you look at my page.

that said, what you really want to know about me, you'll ask.

send me messages. i love messages. we can get to know each other there.

the end.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to find a job.
drinking. reading. drinking while reading. reading while drinking.
exploring BDSM. find me on fetlife.

absolutely hating hollywood for making movie bastardizations of damned near every fucking book i ever liked.
I’m really good at
singing, writing, wasting time, spending too much money, organizing anyone's life as long as it isn't mine...
The first things people usually notice about me
messy short dreads, crooked teeth, red glasses. i'm loud when I'm having fun. i'm kind of obnoxious. honestly, for a more accurate answer i think you'd have to ask the people who notice me. i can't imagine too many people do.

sometimes people notice me because I'm shoving a camera lens in their faces.

oh, and i'm fat and sometimes wear tight clothing. typical american, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
boo this section. i'll always forget to mention some really important book or movie or band that i love, so i hate writing lists. right now anyway:

BOOKS: note: i. love. historical. fiction. especially if it's set during World War II.

the fountainhead. i'd fuck howard roark if i didn't know he would feel absolutely nothing in the process...no, i'd still fuck him. i recently learned that there is some kind of major rage campaign against that book. care to explain this to me? i get the feeling i missed something.
love walked in.
most anne rice books are a go. so are almost all of her son's, especially a density of souls and the snow garden. i also like a lot of young adult fiction like sarah dessen and kevin brooks, and i admit freely to liking zoey dean's a list series as well. sometimes you just need books about bitchy privileged preteens, i guess. i also love e.e cummings' works and neil gaiman's sandman series, though i don't care much for anything else of gaiman's thus far. fantasy and sci-fi aren't really my bag, except in certain situations.

LOVE ME SOME JOHN GRISHAM.

Any book featuring Aloysius Pendergast. Marry me, Pendergast. A lot of other Preston and Child books are fucking great too.

both YA and adult nonfiction and fiction dealing with WWII-- diaries of Holocaust victims or stories dealing with the Holocaust like Number the Stars or Night or I Lived a Thousand Years or Sophie's Choice or Soldier X or...yeah, i could go for a while.

(edit of former GoT ramble): finished the series thus far! the winds of winter needs to be published now. a dance with dragons infuriated me.

MUSIC: tool, a perfect circle, puscifer (anything maynard james keenan touches i'll probably love), philip glass, parov stelar, stromae, john mayer, the mars volta, raised by swans, digable planets, vivaldi, ottorino respighi, revis, daft punk's tron soundtrack, Бис, Žalvarinis (i like music in other languages--except in asian languages), john mayer, kaizers orchestra, hawksley workman, editors (but not In This Light and On This Evening, I just really did not like that album), led zeppelin, chevelle, sade, busdriver, rascal flatts, as tall as lions, huey lewis and the news, robin trower...

i have a vague interest in janis joplin. music around that time doesn't usually appeal to me and i do not like the beatles, so deal with it for god's sake it is possible but sometimes some of it can get me nodding.

and okay, i admit it: i really like dave matthews band. under the table and dreaming and big whiskey and the groogrux king are some badass albums.

MOVIES: hm. that's more difficult to answer. one of my favorites is no reservations. i also love boys don't cry, august rush, factory girl, evening, the dreamers, up in the air, a goofy movie, the taking of pelham 123, talk to me, 500 days of summer...and oh my god i fucking love the avengers. iron man is my future husband. laugh all you want, i'm a little obsessed with tony stark as portrayed by RDJ. (isn't everyone?)

FOOD. i fucking love zesty food. southwestern and mexican foods are orgasmic. i am addicted to tomato basil soup from carrabba's and i will eat damned near anything with tomatoes in it if it's zesty, especially with cheese. i also love mint chocolate and peanut butter with chocolate, as well as chocolate with caramel. i hate dark chocolate. i was introduced to pho last year and that shit's good as hell too. so is salmon teriyaki.

(did you really read this far? man, either you're bored or you really want to get laid.)
The six things I could never do without
music.
books, blank notebooks and wordplay.
my voice and my hearing.
written letters, books in print (FUCK e-readers and books on smartphones).
other dying forms of tangible media. i'm really not at all enamored of the whole "let's do away with anything that requires us to expend effort or energy" craze. i still like my books made out of paper and my social media separated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music. finding new friends. sex. psychology. biology. people. myself. new pictures to take. i have a rather busy mind, so i'm never really thinking about one thing for long.

WWII and the psychology behind groups like the Nazis and the KKK. if that were a field of study i'd be majoring in it.

maynard james keenan's lyrics and his mother's influence on them.

sex.
drugs.
alcohol.

social rules and how little i understand the point of/how much i hate them. human interaction, and how frightening and fucking confusing it is.

myself. i spend a very large amount of time thinking and writing about myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing the same thing i was doing on thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that there's really nothing i consider private that you'd also think was private. i sit on the floor in the bathroom talking while people shit, for god's sake. and giggling insanely if they fart during the process.

I want to own another human being.
I also want to be owned by another person.

I'm into kink, obviously, though I've never played.

if you ask to meet me in person it's pretty likely i will hedge around it-- not because i don't want to meet you but because (get this) i'm pretty convinced that other people won't find my body as fascinating or alluring as i do. so if it's something you really want (meeting me, i mean), you'll have to be kind of persistent.

Uh, and I like girls, apparently.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-- you're the one person in the entire fucking galaxy these days who prefers reading over video games, manga, anime, cosplaying or any of the other pastimes I'm incredibly sick of. i'm not into any of those things (except occasional video games), so if that's your life you can probably just close this window now.

Doesn't anybody fucking read anymore?

-- you like listening to music more than you like discussing it.
-- take the above sentence, replace "listening to music" with "reading books" and "it" with "them". i'm not into dissecting or trying to find meaning in the shit i listen to/read. i want to experience it, not define it. not because i'm some kind of super hipster, but because i just don't have the vocabulary or the...philosophical mind? whatever-- to do it.