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25 Baton Rouge, LA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:19am
Black, Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly other
Other, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Dislikes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i might possibly be a hedonist. i'm not sure.
i may be an objectivist, too. both these labels require me to do a lot more research before i can say for sure, so don't look extremely hard into them, but keep them in mind.

they might even contradict each other.

i am non-monogamous. i do not drive.

i'm a cat person, but i don't like babytalk or putting animals in sweaters. in fact, that seems undignified to me, and i hope your sweatered dogs and jingle-belled cats rise up in revolt against you.

i am into reading books constantly. i read in the shower, the bath, on the toilet, at work, in the car, in bed, on the floor, on the bus. everywhere. anywhere. all the time. you know the way a lot of geeks are about video games? well that's how i am with books. i wish i knew more people who were like that with books. i don't support electronic books. i support paper all the way. hardcovers make beautiful sounds when you turn the pages.

i'm exploring the BDSM lifestyle. i will not force it or any of my other tastes on you. if you show an interest in them, or have something to teach me, however, we can talk.

i like to drink. i like to do drugs. i drink almost to excess periodically; i do drugs in moderation. marijuana is not among the ones i prefer.

i like white boy dreads. i like "feminine" boys and androgynous girls. i like to put my fingers and tongue into transwomen's assholes and mouths (though not without washing in between orifices).

i support the right to choose whether or not you abort a fetus, wear clothes that match your sexual anatomy's expected type, identify yourself as "girl or boy" regardless of whether you are male or female. however i do not consider myself a humanist or a feminist, and i care more about myself than i do about peace on earth.

i am learning not to be afraid to say these things and that someday someone will turn out to click with them enough that we can talk and fuck and laugh and get high or tipsy or both together and swap books and recipes and bullshit theories about the meaning of life.

i sing very well.
i want to be a size ten.
i don't suffer from bipolar disorder, but i sure as fuck am fighting with it.

i am strongly attracted to girls and boys who look like hipsters, but they don't usually click with me mentally. i don't like japanese stuff or social justice enough for that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
drinking. reading. drinking while reading. reading while drinking.
exploring BDSM. find me on fetlife.

absolutely hating hollywood for making movie bastardizations of damned near every fucking book i ever liked.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
singing, writing, wasting time, spending too much money, organizing anyone's life as long as it isn't mine...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
nowadays it's probably my hair or the lip ring i finally have again (for the fourth time). online: that depends on which site you're on. on two of them it's the sight of my body in mismatched underwear and a leather collar; on this one, i have no idea. on facebook it's my inflammatory statuses peppered with obscene language.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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boo this section. i'll always forget to mention some really important book or movie or band that i love, so i hate writing lists. right now anyway:

BOOKS: note: i. love. historical. fiction. especially if it's set during World War II.

the fountainhead.
love walked in.

most anne rice vampire books are a go. so are almost all of her son's, especially a density of souls and the snow garden.

i also like a lot of young adult fiction like sarah dessen and kevin brooks, and i admit freely to liking zoey dean's a list series as well. sometimes you just need books about bitchy privileged preteens, i guess. i also love e.e cummings' works and neil gaiman's sandman series, though i don't care much for anything else of gaiman's thus far. fantasy and sci-fi aren't really my bag, except in certain situations.

i liked John Green before it somehow became cool. shit yeah, i'm now a hipster.


Any book featuring Aloysius Pendergast. Marry me, Pendergast. A lot of other Preston and Child books are fucking great too.

James Rollins.

both YA and adult nonfiction and fiction dealing with WWII-- diaries of Holocaust victims or stories dealing with the Holocaust like Number the Stars or Night or I Lived a Thousand Years or Sophie's Choice or Soldier X or...yeah, i could go for a while.

(edit of former GoT ramble): finished the series thus far! the winds of winter needs to be published now. a dance with dragons infuriated me.

MUSIC: tool, a perfect circle, puscifer (anything maynard james keenan touches i'll probably love), incubus, philip glass, parov stelar, stromae, john mayer, the mars volta, raised by swans, digable planets, vivaldi, ottorino respighi, revis, daft punk's tron soundtrack, Бис, Žalvarinis (i like music in other languages--except in asian languages), john mayer, kaizers orchestra, hawksley workman, editors (but not In This Light and On This Evening, I just really did not like that album), led zeppelin, chevelle, sade, busdriver, rascal flatts, as tall as lions, huey lewis and the news, robin trower...

dave matthews band.

i like a tiny bit of j-pop. and j-rock. not much at all though, because i find asian languages dysphonic as hell.

MOVIES: hm. that's more difficult to answer. one of my favorites is no reservations. i also love boys don't cry, august rush, factory girl, evening, the dreamers, up in the air, a goofy movie, the taking of pelham 123, talk to me, 500 days of summer...and oh my god i fucking love the avengers. the collection. you're next. iron man is my future husband. laugh all you want, i'm a little obsessed with tony stark as portrayed by RDJ. (isn't everyone?)

FOOD. i fucking love zesty food. southwestern and mexican foods are orgasmic. i am addicted to tomato basil soup from carrabba's and i will eat damned near anything with tomatoes in it if it's zesty, especially with cheese. i also love mint chocolate and peanut butter with chocolate, as well as chocolate with caramel. i hate dark chocolate. i was introduced to pho last year and that shit's good as hell too. so is salmon teriyaki.

(did you really read this far? man, either you're bored or you really want to get laid.)
The six things I could never do without
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books. movies. words. drugs. vodka. lists. my mom. structure. organization in chaos. the ability to think. clitorises. dicks. assholes. fingers. notebooks to write in. black ink pens. stationery to write letters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
me. drugs. liquor. my job. white people. my place on the spectra of gender identities, political ideologies, social groups, roles, sexual positions, and many other sociological subjects.
psychology and sociology.
cat biology. cat psychology. cat anatomy. cat care.
music. french. russian.
touching naked women and hearing them moan. feeling a man inside me. being inside a man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
feeling frustrated because once again my check is gone before i could even count the money.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i support the theory of forced population control as a means of working to stem the loss of resources and of counteracting homelessness, but i cannot determine how one would implement this without it eventually stretching from controlling one right of human beings to controlling all their rights. so i don't talk about it.
You should message me if
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the things in my self-summary intrigue you in a manner which makes you want to talk to me about them or become involved in some form of _ship with me (friend-, romantic relation-, casual relation-, et cetera).

you fucking love to read. it doesn't matter what, though of course if we strongly differ in book taste it might cause friction when it comes to discussing books. we can just read side by side if that's the case.

you have thick skin but are not stoic.

you are a hipster.