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ohgodwhatsthat

25 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To very quickly generalize how I view myself: Mostly a Ben Wyatt, with just a touch of Tom Haverford's love for things. Is it a little passé to describe yourself in terms of fictional characters? Oh well, going for it anyway. INFJ if that's something that interests you.

I live to constantly find new music, enjoy my favorite TV shows, watch thought-provoking and/or hilarious movies, experience new and unique foods and flavors (both from fancy restaurants, and cooking/baking personally), and to appreciate nature on this amazingly vast planet we currently reside on. I also recently started climbing/bouldering, so if you want to watch someone struggle with a V1, I'm your guy. WHOA I'M ON V2/V3's NOW
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a chemist for a biomedical company in Berkeley and work in the analytical lab.

Outside of that? Who knows, life is terrifying. Spending time with people who are important to me and trying to explore anything that can make me happy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretentious eating, unpretentious eating, cooking, making my friends uncomfortable by yelling I love you too often, rewatching TV shows until I've basically memorized them, hunting down cute cats on the internet, daydreaming about late night burritos, sincere and engaged listening, parallel parking, bragging, lists, not taking life too seriously, determining when a dish needs more lemon zest, and nothing else. That's it. Those are the only things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall? Glasses? Devilishly handsome?

I would hope it's my sense of humor or smile that people notice, but that's the vanity talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS!
Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Sagan, Murakami, Catch 22, Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, John Hodgman, the DUNE series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Bossypants (Tina Fey), Calvin and Hobbes.

MOVIES!
Wes Anderson, Mel Brooks, Coen Brothers, Richard Linklater, Bill Murray, Her, The Fall, Princess Bride, The Wedding Singer, Shaun of the Dead, Will Ferrell, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Science of Sleep, etcetcetc

SHOWS!
30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Community, Seinfeld, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, the IT Crowd, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Archer, Doctor Who, Party Down, Adventure Time, Bee and Puppycat, etcetcetc

MUSIC!
Grizzly Bear, BRAIDS, Joanna Newsom, Bjork, Death Cab for Cutie, Kaki King, Hundred Waters, Tycho, Gregor Samsa, Alt-J, St Vincent, Arcade Fire, Sigur Ros, Punch Brothers, Phoenix, Radiohead, Feist, Bonobo, Fleet Foxes, the XX, The Flaming Lips, Tame Impala, Modest Mouse, Interpol, etcetcetc (seriously this list could go on forever)

FOOD!
ALL FOOD IS GOOD FOOD. I want to eat and experience every single possible thing in the world. Some things that make my mouth happy: Oysters on the half shell, cabeza tacos, uni, pork belly, tarragon, sushi, pickles, eggplant, kabobs, burgers, cilantro, creme brulee, bread pudding, rose/lavender/floral tastes, coconut, and it goes on to list every single thing EXCEPT OLIVES BECAUSE GOD DAMNIT I HATE OLIVES.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My Rdio account to constantly stream music
-Near-daily reminders about how great my brother's mustache is
-Near-daily reminders about how much my sister-in-law hates said mustache
-Yelp/Google for looking up the fanciest restaurants in a 20 mile radius
-Google for looking up literally everything in my life ever
-The saying "So it goes," to remind myself that life can only move forward
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether talking about the more esoteric music/bands that I enjoy makes me come off more as a pretentious asshole or a giant hipster. Or both?

Why such an aversion exists regarding online dating. We should all just be stoked to have new avenues of interacting and meeting with people we otherwise would never have even known existed! THE INTERNET IS AMAZING
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking forward to going out and doing something exciting, then getting lazy and staying home to do nothing and relax. (Guys have you heard about Netflix? That shit is amazing)

More realistically, drinks and conversation with close friends and/or roommates, either out at some bars or at home. And then drunken Netflix while going to bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly only here because I want to be able to go out for a weekend brunch without judgement when I request a table for one.

Also, in highschool, my hair was once described as "similar to Weird Al's, but bigger. Way bigger."
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Tina Fey is one of your favorite people to have ever existed.
-you have a music recommendation
-you have a bougie restaurant recommendation
-you think that just meeting up for a casual drink is easier than trying to impress each other with extremely overthought messages.