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  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
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Last online
Today – 9:35am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
My self-summary
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nobody reads this stuff. nobody is even here anymore... hello? halp?

INTP to a tee. rhyming skills on point.

my name is Nick. i enjoy music a bunch. (metal/pop punk/"indie"/etc) i play piano and drums plus some vocals in a few projects. imagine a lotof tina belcher and a handful of rick sanchez. bingo.

i went to the webster university conservatory and majored in musical theater with an emphasis in composition. i'm a big nerd: i enjoy learning things and am considered quite intelligent (toot toot) but i can easily come off as condescending. whoops.

I like whiskey. And cats. Thats about it these days. If you want to indulge in either of these with me then by all means, message away... or take the high road and just match with me and i'll do my best.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
drinking you into a fetal ball of shame
incorporating rick and morty quotes into everyday situations
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
borderlands 2. being better than most people at most things. super smash brothers. being burtal. growing legit beards. beer pong/drinking in general. marvel vs. capcom 2.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this is a stupid question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
too broad.

music: alkaline trio, eisley, the black dahlia murder, they might be giants, old chelsea grin, bayside, lydia, northstar, hester prynne, HORSE the band, circa survive, the beatles, and hell followed with, two gallants, odd future, rose funeral, heavyheavy lowlow, death cab for cutie, yes, animal collective, murder by death, the locust, the holy guile, whitechapel, the felice brothers, etc etc

movies: across the universe, scott pilgrim vs. the world, my neighbor totoro, brick, watchmen, the evil dead, john wick, akira, taken, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wayne's world, the rules of attraction, 30 days of night, pretty much anything kevin smith made, star wars, the harry potter movies (well, most of them) etc

shows: rick and morty, uncle grandpa, supernatural, game of thrones, breaking bad, the wire, black jesus, superjail, grimm, parks and rec, fringe, true detective, ideal, teenage mutant ninja turtles, trailer park boys, selective anime, ghost adventures, and man vs. fucking wild
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my heart, my brain, oxygen, an immune system, butts... music?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
butts, unrealistic hypothetical situations, the past/future, butts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working. then partying. all the while maintaining a respectable level of awesome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i used to play magic: the gathering professionally... just in case you're questioning my true nerd status. it pretty much paid for college, so eat a bag o' dix.

oh, and this isn't necessarily private but it is quite relevant. nirvana is the most overrated band of all time. if you're a big nirvana fan then we probably won't get along because I'll have to question your taste in everything. your bad, dude.
You should message me if
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(add the implied "if" before each statement) you like music ('speshally metal) you are not offensive to look at, you have a sense of humor, you aren't an idiot, you want to drink whiskey and watch netflix