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ohhoneybee

21 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather Not Say
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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I am sleepy, grumpy, and wide-eyed..

My Self-Summary

I don't like very many people beyond thinking that they are ok. Reading is pretty great. I don't like hot weather. I like to get drunk and I like food.

I am looking for a pen pal and/or someone who'd be willing to be a junk mail art junkie with me.

What I’m doing with my life

high-society type

I’m really good at

crossing one eye at a time.

The first things people usually notice about me

-tribal facial tattoos
-insincere rhetoric
-juggallo

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: Nabokov; Dostoyevsky; Kafka; Baudelaire; Sartre; Camus. movies: italian splatter/gore movies; porn. music: the cure; joy division; crass; tragedy; xbxrx; xiu xiu; mt eerie; patti smith; teenage jesus and the jerks; the stooges; sonic youth; the sonics; prurient; ash pool; throbbing gristle; AIDSwolf; les georges leningrad; black eyes. food: potato salad; greek salad; onions; garlic; soups; sandwiches; caffeine; sour cherry blasters; popsicles. no meat. caaaaaaaaaarbs.

The six things I could never do without

a massive ego...;
...paired with fear of everything;
lack of creativity;
smokes;
a desire to settle;
and
a kitty.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

why the trees and the streets won't sing to me like they used to.

On a typical Friday night I am

loungin'.
breaking into children's hospitals, crying out: "Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with me."

You should message me if

you're not a moron.