If I say I have a great personality you'll think I'm 400 pounds and can't leave my house; if I say that I'm a practicing Catholic, you'll think I'm a close minded prude; if I say that I work in ministry, you'll think I'm an evangelical preacher; if I say I'm an independent spirit, you'll think I have no friends… so how can I begin to explain that I am all and yet none of the above?

Perhaps what I can say is that - I'm a strong INFP on the Myers Briggs scale. I am passionate about serving the poor and making the world a better place. I can be the most serious and thoughtful person in the room or the life of the party depending on the day. I am not interested in being anyones green card. I am looking for someone without children, but with gainful employment. I'm not into IMing - but I'm really worth e-mailing so that we can meet in person!

Save me! Because I am becoming a loser fast- I don't understand where my 20s went? But I have to admit that the crowded clubs have lost their charm. Don't get me wrong, I still love going out to the wine bar or the pub for the game, but I am increasingly becoming that home-body that will never meet Mr. Right.

I'm working on a masters degree in theology as I try to teach teenagers to be decent human beings, people of faith, and servant leaders. It’s exhausting, worthwhile and fun and I simply can’t imagine laboring for anything less.

I am proud to own a house in Bay and although I am not the best cook, I love to entertain. So I balence projects at home with a passion to travel the world. And I balence both of these loves with the desire to be financially smart.

being totally honest with people, never playing games or screwing around...

On that note, I just read the literally 100th profile that included some phrase about loving - "long walks." So, I just want to say, who really likes long walks? Honestly, do you park in the rear of the lot and hoof it on a daily basis? I doubt it. Sure, I wear sensible shoes so I enjoy a nice walk on the beach, or in the woods, or through the casino - but let's not go crazy, I also enjoy the moving sidewalk at the airport and my Honda a great deal.

Today's favorite quote from "The West Wing":

Josh: No one who's ever said they wanted bipartisanship has ever meant it. But the people are speaking. Because 68 percent think we give too much in foreign aid, and 59 percent think it should be cut.
Will: You like that stat.
Josh: I do.
Will: Why?
Josh: Because nine percent think it's too high and shouldn't be cut! Nine percent of respondents couldn't get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for I have utterly no idea what you're talking about; please, God, don't ask for my input.

skipping all of the obvious and real things in life-
* Contacts (really I couldn't see anything at all)
* DVR (I mean come on, if you haven't had it - don't judge, it's sweet living in the 21st century sometimes)
* Chocolate (I think it may be the perfect food)
* My iphone (the fact that you can surf the internet while you talk to someone and then rock out to U2 is pretty sweet)
* Heroin (just kidding, I wanted to see if you were reading these ()s)
* Google (I wonder sometimes, how we used to find information before the world wide web came into existence) _

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