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ohisthisthingon

40 San Antonio, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–41
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Um, in life in general I guess what would be ideal is just maybe to meet someone that I think is cool as fuck who also thinks I am cool as fuck, maybe share the road a little ways on our own fuckin existential journeys only to discover that perhaps they parallel and maybe even converge a little bit, and then we start fucking shit up together and before too long - actual fucking would ensue, followed by some fuckin cuddling and watching the Netflix together while we just sit around doing fuck all and enjoy growing as individuals and perhaps even as a couple in each other's fuckin company.

I guess that would be pretty fuckin cool.
What I’m doing with my life
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abiding
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've got too much swagger for a fat guy. It probably intimidates all of the ladies and maybe that's why I'm still single?

This is what I tell myself at night anyway as I go to bed alone.

Also, any 40 year old man from Texas who owns a pair of boots should not be allowed to use the word "swagger" in relationship to himself un-ironically without being punched in the face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, Archer, Mad Men, Parks & Rec, Archer, Sherlock, GoT, Flight of the Conchords, Girls, Louie, Orphan Black, Workaholics, Walking Dead, Community, Colbert, Arrested Development... Lots more.

BOOKS: Yep, I read those. I've read most of the classics from Tolstoy to Melville. I just finished gorging myself on a bunch of Terry Prachett for the sheer wacky pleasure of it. I've really been into Neal Stephenson this past year too with his big ass books Reamde, Snowcrash, Cryptonomicon, and I'm currently slogging my way through Anathem in hopes it will pick up from its initial glacial pace.

MUSIC: Better left for conversation, but to scratch the surface: Black Keys, Ryan Adams, Grizzly Bear, Feist, Hendrix, Zepplin, old U2, The Police, Tame Impala, Melody's Echo CHamber, Timber Timbre, Neko Case, Jenny Lewis, The Mountain Goats, Rufus Wainwright, Wilco, The Sword, Broken Social Scene, and the last couple of months it's been a lot of Father John Misty and Lana Del Rey's new album... seriously, I'm gonna have to stop typing or this is gonna take all night. In general, I'm probably one of the most open minded musical elitists you'll ever meet. I tend to find out about more up and coming indie rock groups than anyone my age has any business knowing about (although, I'm sure as an old dude I probably don't latch on to anything the youngsters think is cool & I'm also probably 5 years behind the curve when I discover someone, but whatever). I'll give anything a chance from Pop stuff on the radio to weird international stuff that only two people are into. Doesn't mean I'll like it, but I'll give it a chance. If it's good, it's good. Genre is irrelevant.

MOVIES: Yes, I love them. Too many to list though. I like Wes Anderson (in spite of being pretentious as fuck too much of the time), Tarantino, Paul Thomas Anderson, Aronofsky, the Coppolas, David O. Russell, John Hughes, Scorsese, lots more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was in the 7th grade, I once stole a live rabbit from a this game booth where you have to throw three rings around some plastic ducks floating in a kiddie pool at the Helotes Cornyval after my buddy unsuccessfully spent $13 trying to win one. It peed on me as I made my getaway.
You should message me if
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- If you've read this far, let me just say this... if under the religion category you have "Christianity and very serious about it" let me just tell ya now we ain't gonna match. I respect religion, I seriously do... but we travel very different spiritual paths.
- You have a long and interesting profile. I will actually read it.
- You have a short and concise profile... I'll read that too.
- You've seen my photos and thought to yourself, "under the right circumstances, sure, I'd hit that."
- You're prepared for me to potentially reply with something very long winded, but probably funny enough to make up for it. Or not reply at all, because... well, sometimes I'm like that (as are many of you).
- You are a Frisky Dingo/Archer/Black Keys/Wes Anderson fan who isn't afraid to look silly when you're laughing from your guts.
- You laugh from your guts regularly.