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ohjbird3

27 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I like making people laugh, just something that always came naturally. People say I have the magic ability to tell when something is wrong with them, and I'm really good at listening to and helping with issues. I've been told I'm the pisciest Pisces. I look like i'm part teddy bear. Like, somewhere down the line, an ancestor had kids with one.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Boring stupid work. I have a sweet little flower and veggie garden going. I'd really like to pursue a career in cooking. I'd also really like to not have crippling anxiety and depression.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, don't think I've ever failed at that. I've probably failed at everything else. I think I cook up some good food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Oh Kevin Smith and Nick Frost had a son and he's here for some reason. And he's fat too."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
• A Song of Ice and Fire series
• Romance of the Three Kingdoms
• I should read more books.

Movies:
• Shaun of the Dead
• Donnie Darko
• Fear & Loathing
• Inception
• Goon
• Dumb & Dumber
• Nolan's Batman trilogy
• Any amazing comedy

Shows:
• Game of Thrones
• Broad City
• Rick and Morty
• Workaholics
• Arrested Development
• Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987-1996)
• British Series (Misfits, IT Crowd, Inbetweeners, Skins)

Music:
• Little Dragon
• Phantogram
• Gorillaz
• Coheed & Cambria
• Kimbra
• Led Zeppelin
• Smashing Pumpkins
• Pinback
• Rage Against the Machine
• The xx
• Brand New
• Kendrick Lamar
http://www.last.fm/user/ohjbird3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Family
• Friends
• Laptop
• My cat
• Recently, at least 10 bottles of water in my fridge
• Something to laugh at

Honorable mentions: Mashed potatoes & nap time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Melancholy shit. How Chandler Bing would react to certain situations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, watching tv, bonding with my laptop. Or working.
You should message me if
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You want to? I'm pretty easy to talk to, I'll respond to anyone who takes the time to say hi.