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ohjbird3

27 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Jason. I'm a nerdy guy, that gets hyped about Game of Thrones 6 days in advance. I'm very opinionated and upfront with my feelings and views, some people don't like it. I'm a pretty big Flyers fan. I have a beard about 95% of the time. Lately I've discovered I have a real passion for cooking.

I suck at first introductions, especially on here. I'm awkward, and people usually mistake my sincerity for lines. If I message you, it means I actually read your whole profile and found you interesting.

6/13/14: So, for the past week+ I have cut soda and other bad stuff out of my life. Been waking up early every morning to go on walks, and have been drinking water almost exclusively. Really enjoying how it's making me feel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently learning to work as a surveyor and doing data input for a family member's construction company. I've picked up a retail job for the holiday season for extra cash, hoping to use that to pursue culinary classes!

In a non-work sense? I'm considering being less of a hermit, but my couch and tv just make really good arguments.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Witty retorts, zings, etc. Photoshopping pictures to be funnier? Giving objective advice. People often tell me they feel like they've known me for a while, even when they haven't. I don't know if that means I'm being good at something, but seems worth mentioning.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People are always telling me I have really sad eyes, so I assume that gets noticed right away. My scruff/beard, and general teddy bear like body, also.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
• A Song of Ice and Fire series
• Romance of the Three Kingdoms
• I should read more books.

Movies:
• Shaun of the Dead
• Donnie Darko
• Fear & Loathing
• Inception
• Goon
• Dumb & Dumber
• Nolan's Batman trilogy
• Any amazing comedy

Shows:
• Game of Thrones
• Broad City
• Rick and Morty
• Workaholics
• Arrested Development
• Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987-1996)
• British Series (Misfits, IT Crowd, Inbetweeners, Skins)

Music:
• Little Dragon
• Phantogram
• Gorillaz
• Coheed & Cambria
• Kimbra
• Led Zeppelin
• Smashing Pumpkins
• Pinback
• Rage Against the Machine
• The xx
• Brand New
• Kendrick Lamar
http://www.last.fm/user/ohjbird3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• Family
• Friends
• Laptop
• My cat
• Recently, at least 10 bottles of water in my fridge
• Something to laugh at

Honorable mentions: Mashed potatoes & nap time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World issues, philosophy, comedy, and just those everyday occurrences. Where words originate from. Despite spending a lot of time doing so, I'm very slowpoke about realizing some things. Like the day I had an epiphany and suddenly understood why pancakes are called that.

They're little cakes, that you cook in a pan. Message me if you never connected those dots and feel like a moron now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, watching tv, bonding with my laptop. Or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I suffer from pretty serious anxiety, which holds me back a lot. So in a sense, consider myself a bit behind in the game. I know that's not appealing to most, but I'm not looking to waste anyone's time.

I relate to Liz Lemon more than anyone, I think. Just a fantastic character.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like Game of Thrones and/or old-school rpg's. If you just want to chat. If you have a funny story to tell!. I don't mind just making a friend either.