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ohkrystina

18 / F / straight / Single

Parkville, Maryland

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
—
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
—
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am tall, dark, and handsome.

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My Self-Summary

I hate talking about myself. I have nothing to say, you'll just have to get to know me.

Disclaimer: I curse like a sailor, so if that isn't your bag then I don't think we're going to get along very well. Sorry. :3

Also, if you ask me what my name is I'm not talking to you because you're a fucking idiot. :/

What I’m doing with my life

Honestly, I'm not doing anything at all. I pretty much sleep all day and do nonsense all night. I love it really. I just hang out with my friends and read good books and listen to good music and watch good movies. I go on midnight adventures up and down my road. I smoke and sit and think about life. I wake up early sometimes and make my mom pancakes. I take pictures and talk to strangers. I'm doing exactly what I want to do, it's spectacular.

I’m really good at

Living, loving, being and feeling. Sleeping and dreaming. Kissing, hugs and cuddling. Making people laugh and making really good sandwiches. Having an awesome taste in music and movies. Playing Yahtzee, Scrabble and Pictionary. Stepping on ant hills. Watching the sun set and rise.

The first things people usually notice about me

Usually my eyes or my tits, I guess it depends on the gender and sexual orientation.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

They say you should never judge a book by its cover, but that's pretty much how I find my reads. More often than not they're pretty decent. I'm mostly a fan of memoirs, I love reading about other people's lives. I like to think I have a pretty nice taste in music, I'll listen to nearly anything, it just depends on what I'm feeling.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is my favorite movie ever. I <3 Huckabees changed my life. I fucking love My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I can't help loving Judd Apatow's movies. I love Darren Aronofsky and Wes Anderson too. That's just a few.

Greg Laswell, Elliott Smith, Gregory and the Hawk, Ingrid Michaelson, Fruit Bats. Fucking a, my mind is a blank, well these are some bands I like.

My favorite food is french fries...well pretty much potato products in general. And sushi. Fuck I love sushi.

The six things I could never do without

My best friend. Good music. The "simple things". Yummy Yummy Yummy soap from Lush, love that shit. Chapstick. Water. I love water.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything.

On a typical Friday night I am

Tripping the light fantastic.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I am a realist masquerading as a cynic who is secretly an optimist.

No, just kidding. Honestly, I'm deathly afraid of moths. I don't have the slightest inkling as to why. D:

You should message me if

If you're dry and sarcastic. If you like to hang out and smoke pot and fall asleep as the sun starts to rise. If you like rainy days. If you want to tell me a secret or a story. If your circadian rhythm is backwards. If you like the same movies I do. If you like to use excessive amounts of text smiles. If you're a logophile. If you have pugs. If you like the color purple. If you like to make baked goods. Or if you just want to be buddies, that's cool too.

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