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ohlalalalola

27 Austin, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm an intense person with a wicked sense of humor and no taste for apathy.
I have a small, cold, black heart that occasionally warms.

Not really though.
What I’m doing with my life
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I write poetry and short fiction, occasionally take some photos, and have a decent day job.

I also sleep a lot. Like, a lot.
I’m really good at
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Grammar, spelling, photography, listening, drinking, making things awkward
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probz the bangs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: East of Eden, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, This Side of Paradise, White Oleander, Howl, The Bell Jar, Hell's Angel's, Childhood's End, Hamlet, Rant, Still Life With Woodpecker, House of Leaves, On The Road, The Witching Hour, Le Petit Prince

Music: The Beatles, Bad Religion, Nine Inch Nails, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, NOFX, Fleetwood Mac, Leonard Cohen, Bob Dylan, The Rolling Stones, Otis Redding, The Pixies and then, you know, modern music

TV: Mad Men, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Movies: Blow, Pirate Radio, The Graduate, Django Unchained, Saving Private Ryan, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Shining, There Will Be Blood, Blackhawk Down, Annie Hall, Pollock, Knocked Up

Food: I'd consider bread, cheese and champagne a perfectly acceptable dinner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cheese
Books
Music
Pen
Paper
Blankies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Poetry, outer space, penguins, origins of words, war, how pretty I am
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a show, carousing, or reading a book in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Daniel Tosh is funny.
You should message me if
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The fact that Hunter S. Thompson is my idol doesn't perturb you.

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