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I really wish okc would stop reccomending this test to me. Not that I am opposed to orgasms but there are only a few people in this world that I would care to have know what my orgams looks like, and few people that actualyl know what is does look like. None of those people are on okc to my knowledge.

I dont know why this bothers me, im very open abut these sorts of things, but for some reason strangers knowing about my orgasms kind of botehrs me.

So I bought these blueberry off brand poptarts. They are awful, now I've had the brand name strawberry ones and those were bad too, but damn these were just awful. I figured they would be something easy to grab on the way out the door and I like blueberries so win win right?

Well was I worng. I don't think these things were frosted, I'm pretty sure someone was trying to pave a highway because the frosting breaks off in these little pointy shards that get stuck in your gums and well, I don't know of any requirements that call for you to be able to drive a semi over baked goods without damaging them. Now the frosting superhighway seems to be built on something with the consistency of wet sand. The crust is just kind of a grainy flavorless container, its a bit like eating your breakfast while its still in the box and someone buiried that box on the beach, lucky you finding it.

Mercifully there was very little filling, say say mercifully because what filling there was was kind of an otherworldly blue paste the consistency of the stuff the weird kid ate in elementary school during art class. Did I mention the color? Well let me assure you it is blue, and in case you weren't sure, they added a little extra food coloring to make sure. Can you tell it's blue yet? If thats not enough, I think calling it blue berry flavor is an insult to blue berries, really berries everywhere. There is a certain plasticy, chemical taste to it, its hard to put your finger on it but it's definetly not something that tastes like it should go in my body. I'm seriously considering taking up smoking as opposed to eating these I'm fairly sure I'll live longer.

So basically I have two things to say. First, fuck you HyVee Blueberry Toaster Pastries; second, would anyone care for a free 3/4 full box of HyVee Blueberry Toaster Pastries?

President Obama

I've never been so excited about politics.

Obama will win with at least 311 electoral votes and with a popular vote margin less than 10% but more than 5%. At the time the polls close on the east coast Pennsylvania and Virginia will be called for Obama and Georgia will be too close to call untill the rural vote comes in later in the night at which point it will go to McCain. Once Ohio is called for Obama you might as well turn off your TV because its all over.

OBAMA:
California: 55
Colorado: 9
Conecticut: 7
Delaware: 3
DC: 3
Hawaii: 4
Illinois: 21
Iowa: 7
Maine: 4
Maryland: 10
Massachusetts: 12
Michigan: 17
Minnesota: 10
Nevada: 5
New Hampshie: 4
New Jersey: 15
New Mexico: 5
New York: 31
Ohio: 20
Oregon: 7
Pennsylvania: 21
Rhode Island: 4
Vermont: 3
Virginia: 13
Washington: 11
Wisconsin: 10

MCCAIN:
Alabama: 9
Alaska: 3
Arizona: 10
Arkansas: 6
Georgia: 15
Idaho: 4
Indiana: 11
Kansas: 6
Kentuky: 8
Louisiana: 9
Mississippi: 6
Montana: 3
Nebraska: 5
North Dakota: 3
Oklahoma: 7
South Dakota: 3
Tennessee: 11
Texas: 34
Utah: 5
West Virginia: 5
Wyoming: 3

Too close to call:
Florida: 27
Missouri: 11
North Carolina: 15

The close call states are worth enough that if any one of them goes to Obama the election is over and for McCain to have a shot he'll have to run the board and take all three as well as some of the states I call for Obama.

I know this isn't a political blog, but I though this was a great debate. A lot of the credit for that goes to the moderator (Bob Scheefer sic?) but the candidtates did their part also.

What really stuck out in my mind watching the thing was how damn angry McCain was. It looked like he had a hemerroid the way he was shifting in his seat trying to contain himself. He was also really sarcastic at some points, which certain people can pull off and be really funny or charming. McCain is not on of those people.

Obama on the other hand really waffled the first half of the debate. I mean really, he sucked, I've seen better debating from highschoolers. It didn't seem like he has anything to say and was knocked back on his heels by McCains attacks which were well structured at the begining.

McCain really lost points in my book with this plumber story he drove into the ground and beat the hell out of. It was boring and it wasn't charming.

Now like I said I think McCain did spectacularly well the first half of the debate, I actually though if he kept it up he might have shifted the polls enough to make election night interesting. But by the time the debate turned to the Supreme Court he was losing. Obama scored big points talking about who and why he would appoint and McCain flatly lied, he'll never nominate a prochoice judge and he should have just said that rather than claiming to be a state's rights federalist.

Tonight I think McCain was in a position to lower Obama's poll numbers to the point they could be surmountable but the bottom line is McCain was only winning untill he got angry, sarcastic, and started audibly scoffing at Obama. So Obama ultimately won, and we'll see tommorow if he has sealed the deal for the whole election. He should hope people tuned in half an hour late though.