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ohmylauren

27 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay), Icelandic (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Chameleon.

Fisherman's daughter... Got bait?

beijo rápido no mordente e uma batida no burro!

dudes and dogs > cats

Chicago... --> 7 states/4 countries... --> Austin.
What I’m doing with my life
Working 40-50 hours a week, M-F, in the medical industry at a corporate office for urgent care centers. I moved from Central to South Austin (78704 - what's up Hip Zip?) so now I've been (slowly) unpacking, rearranging, decorating, and looking for people to go exploring this side of town with me (hopefully within walking distance or on a bus route, as I'm saving for a new car). I'm also looking for workout buds, as I'm trying to gain control back to a healthy lifestyle and could use some help getting acquainted with a gym or Crossfit box. I've never been one to need to workout before, so I'm a newbie. Are you game?
I’m really good at
loving whole-heartedly, remaining calm in ridiculous situations, last minute packing, international traveling, stepping outside of the box, cutting my hair off, ballin' on a budget.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
http://youtu.be/8hs3-CVPmpY (holy shit, swoon)

http://www.last.fm/user/_laurennicole

music is pretty much the only thing that matters.

A. A. Bondy, Against Me!, Al Green, Alkaline Trio, American Steel, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Avett Brothers, Band of Horses, Banner Pilot, Beach House, Beirut, Ben Marwood, Big Freedia, Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears, Bon Iver, Broadway Calls, Caspian, Dawes, Dead to Me, Dear Landlord, Deer Tick, Defiance, Ohio, Efterklang, Eisley, Elliott Smith, Etta James, Fever Ray, Frank Turner & The Sleeping Souls, Frank Turner, Frightened Rabbit, Hammock, He's My Brother She's My Sister, Hot Water Music, Iron & Wine, Jackie Wilson, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Townes Earle, Langhorne Slim, Latterman, Lykke Li, Marvin Gaye, Max Bemis, Menzingers, Mogwai, Mono, múm, Otis Redding, Pelican, Peter Tosh, pg.lost, Phantogram, Punch Brothers, Ray LaMontagne, Red Sparowes, Ryan Adams, RVIVR, Sam Cooke, Say Anything, Shook Ones, Shovels & Rope, Sigur Rós, Songs:Ohia, Steel Pulse, The Album Leaf, The Avett Brothers, The Books, The Civil Wars, The Decemberists, The Four Tops, The Head and the Heart, The Lawrence Arms, The Lumineers, The National, The Shins, The Supremes, The Wailers, This Bike is a Pipe Bomb, Those Darlins, Timothy Seth Avett as Darling, Woody Pines, Yndi Halda... and tons tons tons more.

My musical brain is all over the place. It really just depends on where I am, what my mood is. I really love soul, classic rock, bluegrass, folk, Brit rock, punk rock, whatever. I never listen to just ONE thing. That said, I swoon over a good brass section.

The Eats: Thai, Mexican, Indian, Vietnamese, roasted red pepper hummus, pepperjack cheese, spaghetti, stuffed bell peppers.

La Barbecue > Franklin's. Just sayin'.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Scotland... and the entire UK, in general. And how much I need to get back there.

... what I would REALLY do if I actually won the lottery.

... why this city keeps building yuppie condos and things that real locals can't afford.

... why people make accounts, send really awesome messages, then delete their accounts without being able to speak to them. That blows.

... what happened to MyDeathSpace.

... how when people tell me they were born in the '90s, it kind of freaks me out, even though I'm not that much older than they are. But still, I was dancing around in my NKOTB pajamas, watching Fraggle Rock, and screaming along to Ace of Base when most of these people were born. And as soon as I mentioned Ace of Base and they look at me like "uh what?" - that's how I know they've lost me. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ACE OF BASE? Don't turn aaaaaaaaround...
On a typical Friday night I am
the girl doing acro yoga at the Palmer Center, the girl sitting next to you at the bar ordering shots for my friends, the girl in the front row at the show dancing around and screaming the lyrics at the top of her lungs, the girl in the booth at a coffee shop reading a good book, or the girl comfortably sat at home. I'm pretty well-rounded.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not attracted to bisexual men. The only person sucking dick in this relationship should be me.

My mother is my best friend. I tell her everything.

And as much as I am blunt about everything, I'm actually kind of shy.

also, I like gingers and/or curly hair.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're NOT a smoker.
you take care of yourself, mentally and physically.
you are close to your family.
you're slightly awkward and not easily intimidated.
you're perfectly content with spending a Saturday night at home.

please know what you want. I'm an adult and not afraid of communication. I hope you are the same. I'm not here to be lead on/waste time, nor waste your time, either.

Can you talk to me about something real? Can you show genuine interest and ask questions in order to get to know someone? Can you hold a conversation? Alright, let's do it.

oh and please, absolutely no Dave Matthews or Jack Johnson fans. You guys are gross.