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ohno_manbearpig

27 San Antonio, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Transportation
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
LA Native.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/samsamps/

Stuff I do for fun:
Strength training
Video Games
Cooking
Photography
Hiking
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. Studying for a degree in engineering. Exercising and trying new foods.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, Writing, Forgetting where I parked.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My cutoffs (nevernude)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
With no particular rhyme or reason.

NPR
Archer
Arrested Development
The Office
George Orwell
Frank Herbert
Chris Hedges
Watchmen (Graphic Novel)
South Park
Monty Python

Lately all I've been listening to has been Adventure Club, Pendulum, Knife Party, etc. Whatever keeps me going in the gym.

Food: Love to eat & a decent cook. I treat it as a hobby.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon
Hydrogen
Nitrogen
Oxygen
Hindu Arabic numbering system
Gravity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream alot but I find myself very interested in how there are billions of other people who live on this Earth, and it disturbs me that one day there will be no memory or record of their lives.

Pretty morbid, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've been known to cut the carpet.

For serious answers I would ideally:

Pet cat :3
Enjoy a night hike.
Recovering from a workout.
Experiment with a new dish.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not too hot on religion and mostly a socialist. If that doesn't bother you then message away!