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ohno_manbearpig

27 Midland, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. Studying for a degree in engineering. I think the coming oil bust will finally give me some sanity back. Clocking 100+ hours a week really eats away at the soul.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, Writing, Forgetting where I parked.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My cutoffs (nevernude)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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With no particular rhyme or reason.

NPR
Archer
Arrested Development
The Office
George Orwell
Frank Herbert
Chris Hedges
Watchmen (Graphic Novel)
Led Zeppelin
Linkin Park
Rise Against
Incubus
South Park
Monty Python

Food: Love food & a decent cook. Learning more every day :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon
Hydrogen
Nitrogen
Oxygen
Hindu Arabic numbering system
Gravity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream alot but I find myself very interested in how there are billions of other people who live on this Earth, and it disturbs me that one day there will be no memory or record of their lives.

Pretty morbid, I know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I've been known to cut the carpet.

For serious answers I would ideally:

Pet cat :3
Enjoy a night hike.
Recovering from a workout.
Experiment with a new dish.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm not too hot on religion and mostly a socialist. If that doesn't bother you then message away!