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ohnotsosimpo

27 Calabasas, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OKC Ladies, I won't waste your time:

1) I have a job.
2) I don't do drugs.
3) I go to the gym.
4) BA in Economics and MBA in Finance & Accounting.
5) I have my own place.
6. I have my own car.
7) I know how to cook.
8) I love food.
9) I am Chinese and I am able to speak Mandarin, conversational Spanish, and some Farsi.
10) I don't have any kids, ex-girlfriends, and or assassins chasing me down.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in banking-real estate for J.P. Morgan Chase and I just finished my MBA at UC Irvine.

I been really good on losing weight as I am at my peak shape, I am starting a new diet hoping to drop down at least another 20 pounds by March.

Since school has finished, I'll have some free time for myself which is much needed after the 3 years of grad school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. (Chef for a year at a Greek/American restaurant).

Basketball. (I am trying to play for the final spot on the Lakers)

Exploring. (Roulette Yelp)

Sarcasm. (Seriously, a PhD in it)

Humor. (Laughter is the best medicine in life)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many movies to list, so I will leave that as a conversational starter.

TV: The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, Restaurant Impossible, and Family Guy. And the Lakers when they are not getting blown out.

All sorts of music, but mostly 80s, 90s, hip-hop, grunge, synth/new wave, alternative rock, and "club" music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Life Goals
2. Pots and pans
3. Chicken Meat
4. Pillows
5. Ambitions
6. Family & Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I will be in 5 years, 10 years?

Oh, And why only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What we always do, Pinky! Taking over the world!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You are a woman that values education, meaning you have this foundation imbedded in you. Intellectually, our conversations have to be a two way street.

2) You are a woman that has a career or are career-minded, you don't necessarily have to be passionate about your job, but I am not looking for a housewife.

3) You are a communicator, meaning that you tell your partner what bothers you and both parties listen and compromise with each other.