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ohnotsosimpo

28 Calabasas, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OKC Ladies, I won't waste your time:

1) I have a new job.*Just switched over to a new job in Culver City.
2) I don't do drugs or smoke cigarettes.
3) I go to the gym.
4) BA in Economics and MBA in Finance & Accounting.
5) I HAD my own place, but for now I am at home.
6. I have my own car.
7) I know how to cook.
8) I love food.
9) I am Chinese and I am able to speak Mandarin, conversational Spanish, and some Farsi.
10) I don't have any kids, ex-girlfriends, and or assassins chasing me down.
11) I am a Laker fan. *hangs head
12) I am classified as an ENTJ.
13) I tell amazing stories.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in banking-real estate for J.P. Morgan Chase and I just finished my MBA at UC Irvine.

I been really good on losing weight as I am at my peak shape, I am starting a new diet hoping to drop down at least another 20 pounds by March.

Since school has finished, I'll have some free time for myself which is much needed after the 3 years of grad school.

Spending time with some friends on the abundant free time I have now.

Looking for 2015 to travel once again! I was in Bali, Bangkok, Koh Samui, Hong Kong and Shenzhen last year.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking. (Chef for a year at a Greek/American restaurant).

Basketball. (I am trying to play for the final spot on the Lakers)

Exploring new foods and hangouts in the current city. (Roulette Yelp)

Throwing in sarcastic statements. (Seriously, a PhD in it)

Making you laugh. (Laughter is the best medicine in life)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many movies to list, so I will leave that as a conversational starter.

TV: The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, Restaurant Impossible, and Family Guy. And the Lakers when they are not getting blown out.

Books: Anything by Malcolm Gladwell, John Steinbeck, and of course, the great Dr. Seuss. My favorite novel of all time would be Don Quixote.

All sorts of music, but mostly 80s, 90s, hip-hop, grunge, synth/new wave, alternative rock, and "club" music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Life Goals
2. Pots and pans
3. Chicken Meat
4. Pillows
5. Ambitions
6. Family & Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I will be in 5 years? 10 years?

Did I make a good decision in my career? Oh crap, is tomorrow only Tuesday?

Oh, And why only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What we always do, Pinky! Taking over the world!

Actually it's just hanging with the guys or getting the group together to go out. Nothing screams world domination like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was in a Carl's Jr commercial.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=794489275266&l=5022062286778150903

It's certainly no Kate Upton or Kim Kardshian, but I would eat with less clothing on anyday.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You value education.

2) You are career-minded.

3) You are a foodie.

4) You want to laugh.