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ohnoyoudi-int

28 M Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Phoenix boy who moved out to LA in an effort to get his art to the masses, maaan. Original, huh? Anyway, after a few years, I couldn't take the place anymore, and I ended up back in Phoenix. I know no one here anymore, and I'd love to make some friends, at the very least.

And like everyone else on these things claim... I'm an upbeat, easy-going, all around swell guy. Or maybe I'm not. Hmmm...
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a filmmaker. Most recently, I've been directing a documentary about the world's oldest bluesman. The day job is video marketing.

Also, I love traveling. I'm currently planning a trip to Cambodia and Laos. Hopefully it happens soon enough...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making some people laugh and other people confused at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Me: Nice to mee you!
Stranger: You as well!
Me: So, what was the first thing you just noticed about me?!

That would be a bit strange.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Just a few that quickly come to mind... Clockwork Orange, Jaws, Taxi Driver, The Last Waltz, True Romance, The Shining, Marathon Man, Young Frankenstein, Oldboy, Wild at Heart, Fargo, Reservoir Dogs, Raging Bull, Con Air, Network, Life of Brian. Charles Bronson. Documentaries...

TV: The Office(British), Twilight Zone, Twin Peaks, Louie, Breaking Bad, Larry Sanders, Eastbound and Down, The Shield, Monty Python, Shameless, Californication, pro wrestling, MMA...

Music: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, The Doors, Mike Patton, The Band, Pink Floyd, Lou Reed, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Kris Kristofferson, Alice in Chains, Johnny Cash, Wu Tang, NWA, Metallica, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Clutch, Guns N' Roses and on and on. I just avoid disco, pop country, rap/hip hop before '88 and after '93, and The Eagles.

Food: Pho, sushi(everyone says sushi, but I'm talking sea urchin gonads - the real shit) and most things that bleed, if cooked correctly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
OKCupid thinks it's too cool for the room by asking for a list of six, rather than the conventional ten or five. I'll have none of it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Theoretical astrophysics. And wondering why this site doesn't let you filter out vegans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
You should message me if
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If you have something going on in your head. I'm openminded, but just don't be a dummy.

And let's be honest, since I'm the dude, I'm messaging you first, anyway...