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ohshitasaurus

24 F Charlotte, NC

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love...
Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner...
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run

Quiet, laid back, a little crazy but it balances out (I think).

Go look at the personality tab, it does a better job than I could ever be bothered to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going back to Florida bitches!!!! Probably should put that at the top but it would've messed up the flow of things. Sorry kids, I'ma leave this profile up here for the creepers and all but good luck to the rest of you! I can't wait to be at the beach!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever they want to see.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interwebz
Music
Phone
Sunshine
Friends
Trees
And cigarettes
Because fuck six, I like odd numbers. And seven's a favorite :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm gonna watch on Netflix when I finish this last episode of _______.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people are using the term "chubby" correctly anymore and sometimes I like to tell people "Hey, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you aren't chubby. Oh, and your clothes don't fit, shit, even if you were only chubby instead of morbidly obese those clothes still wouldn't fit."

Yea... So I think that might make a bitch but I'm A-OK with that, seeing less cows walking around in spandex would make me a happy camper (or maybe farmer, I'm not sure).

Haha, Idgaf.