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ohshitasaurus

25 Tampa, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: Geesus fucking christ they need to rename this site okhipsterdotcom, and by that I mean hipsters need not apply. Hint if you have a giant beard, perfectly mussed hair and have ever seriously worn a scarf or any scarf like cloth, you're a fucking hipster. And you annoy me. And no I haven't heard of that fucking band so please fuck off. Non-hipsters please read on. Edited edit: Forgot about plaid, none of that shit either please.

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love...
Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner...
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the fuck I feel like I want to do at that moment, seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being so ridiculously sarcastic it becomes uncomfortable and awkward since most people I meet don't speak sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fuckin fiiiiiine ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interwebz
Music
Phone
Sunshine
Friends
Trees *winkwink*
And cigarettes
Because fuck six, I'm a god damn rebel who likes odd numbers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is real, what makes something real, what defines real, is this reality real or is it just keeping us from seeing the real reality that is the actual really real reality? And why is every other person on this planet insane except me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know, what day is it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people use the term "chubby" correctly now and I find myself telling people "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you aren't chubby. Oh, and your clothes don't fit, shit, even if you were just chubby instead of morbidly obese those clothes still wouldn't fit."

Haha, Idgaf.
You should message me if
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You wanna waste a dolla. I'm not interested, I'm not going to write back and I'm basically just here for the entertainment value of the questions.