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ohshitasaurus

25 Tampa, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: Geesus fucking christ they need to rename this site okhipsterdotcom, and by that I mean hipsters need not apply. Hint if you have a giant beard, perfectly mussed hair and have ever seriously worn a scarf or any scarf like cloth, you're a fucking hipster. And you annoy me. And no I haven't heard of that fucking band so please fuck off. Non-hipsters please read on. Edited edit: Forgot about plaid, none of that shit either please.

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love...
Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner...
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the fuck I feel like I want to do at that moment, seriously.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything you think I'm good at. Yeah, that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fuckin fiiiiiine ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interwebz
Music
Phone
Sunshine
Friends
Trees *winkwink*
And cigarettes
Because fuck six, I'm a god damn rebel who likes odd numbers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a strip club with the crew, no I'm not a stripper nor am I working at a strip club, just having fun, checkin out hot bitches and making fun of ugly ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people use the term "chubby" correctly now and I find myself telling people "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you aren't chubby. Oh, and your clothes don't fit, shit, even if you were just chubby instead of morbidly obese those clothes still wouldn't fit."

Haha, Idgaf.
You should message me if
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You must be at least 5'8 to get on this ride. You can handle watching me eat peanut butter out the jar with my finger then pour chocolate syrup in my mouth on top. You can handle me checking out your profile and not responding, have actual, real-life social skills, aren't too serious about much of anything.