Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: Geesus fucking christ they need to rename this site
okhipsterdotcom, and by that I mean hipsters need not apply. Hint
if you have a giant beard, perfectly mussed hair and have ever
seriously worn a scarf or any scarf like cloth, you're a fucking
hipster. And you annoy me. And no I haven't heard of that fucking
band so please fuck off. Non-hipsters please read on. Edited edit:
Forgot about plaid, none of that shit either please.
Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love...
Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner...
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the fuck I feel like I want to do at that moment,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything you think I'm good at. Yeah, that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Because fuck six, I'm a god damn rebel who likes odd numbers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a strip club with the crew, no I'm not a stripper nor am I
working at a strip club, just having fun, checkin out hot bitches
and making fun of ugly ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people use the term "chubby" correctly now and I find
myself telling people "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you
aren't chubby. Oh, and your clothes don't fit, shit, even if you
were just chubby instead of morbidly obese those clothes still
You should message me if
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You must be at least 5'8 to get on this ride. You can handle
watching me eat peanut butter out the jar with my finger then pour
chocolate syrup in my mouth on top. You can handle me checking out
your profile and not responding, have actual, real-life social
skills, aren't too serious about much of anything.
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