Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: Geesus fucking christ they need to rename this site
okhipsterdotcom, and by that I mean hipsters need not apply. Hint
if you have a giant beard, perfectly mussed hair and have ever
seriously worn a scarf or any scarf like cloth, you're a fucking
hipster. And you annoy me. And no I haven't heard of that fucking
band so please fuck off. Non-hipsters please read on. Edited edit:
Forgot about plaid, none of that shit either please.
Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love...
Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner...
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever the fuck I feel like I want to do at that moment,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being so ridiculously sarcastic it becomes uncomfortable and
awkward since most people I meet don't speak sarcasm.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Because fuck six, I'm a god damn rebel who likes odd numbers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is real, what makes something real, what defines real, is this
reality real or is it just keeping us from seeing the real reality
that is the actual really real reality? And why is every other
person on this planet insane except me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know, what day is it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people use the term "chubby" correctly now and I find
myself telling people "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you
aren't chubby. Oh, and your clothes don't fit, shit, even if you
were just chubby instead of morbidly obese those clothes still
You should message me if
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