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ohshitasaurus

24 Tampa, FL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love...
Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner
I'm a lover and I'm a sinner...
I'm a joker, I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin on the run
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever I want, seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fuckin fiiiiiine ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Interwebz
Music
Phone
Sunshine
Friends
Trees *winkwink*
And cigarettes
Because fuck six, I'm a god damn rebel who likes odd numbers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm gonna watch on Netflix when I finish this last episode of _______.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't think people use the term "chubby" correctly now and I find myself telling people "I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but you aren't chubby. Oh, and your clothes don't fit, shit, even if you were just chubby instead of morbidly obese those clothes still wouldn't fit."

Haha, Idgaf.