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ohsnap_911

25 M Corpus Christi, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I recently moved to Corpus Christi to go to college at A and M. I'm majoring in theatre, because I absolutely love the thrill involved in the dream to make it big juxtaposed against the impoverished lives most actually lead. I'm tall and athletic, though kind of gangly, if you will. And I have been told by many the fast-food wench that I have gorgeous eyes. I choose to believe them. I'm fairly intelligent, if I do say so myself (and I do), and distinctly ass headed -- that is, I'm very stubborn and I like to argue. Speaking in fake British accents is amusing. And that's me in a nutshell.

I am thrillride fanatic, poetic, and couth
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, getting a degree, becoming famous through one means or another, and then becoming rich. Or vice versa. So long as I can buy my own puma in the end.

In the mean time, I am deeply ensconced in the life consuming world of theatre. I also fancy painting, and drawing. I am building a base off of which I can establish my future. Wee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I find myself decent at drawing, and art in general. Other people tend to compliment me more than decent may describe, but I don't really believe them. I've seen other people's art, and I am most certainly brewing about in the realm of decent at the moment. I am getting better, though.

I also can bake fairly well. I make enjoyable oatmeal cookies with frosting. I suppose I can act as well, considering I am majoring in acting. I don't like discussing things I excel in. I just like to do the things I enjoy, good or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Like I would know. I suppose the first thing that I would notice about me is that I'm taller than the average person. Not a whole lot. But taller. Then I assume I would move on to my dazzling smile and sparkling eyes that resonate depth and intelligence. The dimples on my face. The way the sunshine hits my hair in just that right way. Dashing good looks. A stunning sense of humor. Simply superior to me in almost every way. Yet so humble.

I imagine that's what goes through peoples' minds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mmm, 1984's a good book. But then so is Harry Potter. I mean, it's an easy read with hardly any litrary depth or meaningful signifigance to society. But c'mon. That's a good book. Mmm.

I always like Monty Python. And a good surrealistic movie, like Donnie Darko. Mellow tunes are definately my favorite kind of music; such as Explosions in the Sky. Something you can just chill to. But I really do appreciate all varieties of music.

Food is good. I like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cynicism Color Creativity Clocks Delicious sandwiches Where's Waldo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very deep thoughts that, in actuality, aren't that deep at all. I occasionally have the tendancy to slip off into space and just think about random things that pass into my head. It's not ADD; these are very, very focused and concentrated driftings that I have. And people ask me, "Alan, are you okay?"

And I reply, "Yes. I was just thinking about how scuffed this floor is. Like that scuff mark right there has probably been there for years. You ever wonder who made a mark like that? Like, maybe they were carrying a lot of boxes and someone tripped them. And all those scuff marks over there are were the boxes fell. But then what kind of asshole would trip some guy carrying a lot of boxes? Think about that..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rehearsing, eating, playing poker, sitting around doing nothing and wondering what I should be doing instead. Perhaps making some chocolate milk. Delicious.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's a lot of things I'll admit to. It's better when people actually ask though; I'm sure there's a number of private things that people would rather not know about me. And if you do, feel free to ask me.

As a kicker though, I will admit that I have cooked eggs while naked. I find it's a freeing experience that everyone should try at least once.
You should message me if
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You want to talk to me. Or ask me something private about myself; perhaps about fried eggs and nudity in the morning. If you are a cool and attractive lady (and are at least somewhat intelligent..... please dear God) in my near vicinity, and want to pick up some Chick-fil-a..... oh yea.