How about you....?
What annoyed you today?
And what made you happy today?
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.
What I look for:
Well, isn't this the same for everyone?.... You like what you see, you don't have seven dwarfs, you have a car, you have a job/career, you don't compare me to an ex and wanna meet a great guy.
If you look good in snowshoes, likes water (swimming & drinking), have a sense of humor, likes showers, likes roadtrips, willing to help me beat down a carjacker and doesn't mind me opening a door for you but then smacking you on the bum as you walk past, I'm your guy.
.. send me a note!