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ohsofunnyguy

39 M Enumclaw, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Take chances, its the only thing you can take without getting arrested.

How about you....?
What annoyed you today?
And what made you happy today?
About You:
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.

What I look for:
Well, isn't this the same for everyone?.... You like what you see, you don't have seven dwarfs, you have a car, you have a job/career, you don't compare me to an ex and wanna meet a great guy.
If you look good in snowshoes, likes water (swimming & drinking), have a sense of humor, likes showers, likes roadtrips, willing to help me beat down a carjacker and doesn't mind me opening a door for you but then smacking you on the bum as you walk past, I'm your guy.
.. send me a note!
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Mechanical Engineer, plus run my personal buisness and filling out this lengthy profile.... wheww!
I’m really good at
Picking places to take random road trips to
The first things people usually notice about me
First is my blue eyes, then how funny I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading: the occasional newspaper, technical books/manuals and articals.
Movies: I like all types of movies, yes even chick flicks.
Shows: I like everything from orchestras to concerts to comedy shows.
Music: I am very eclectic when it comes to music. Some days I rock out, other days I am at peace with talk radio, sometimes my inner gangster comes out with rap music and I think I lost my dog... umm I mean I like country too.
Food: Mmm..... FOOD!
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Smartphone
Love
Mother Nature
The Swedish chef from the Muppets (I miss him)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where to take my next trip, road trip, weekend trip or vacation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering where the week went....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not sure if this counts, but I like to brush my teeth in the shower
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
If... you find my profile, babble, interesting and want to include me in your next social experience :)

First date:
Hmmm... how about we fill a couple super soaker squirt guns with colored water, fight to the death and then sell our clothes as art. Take the money and move to Mexico to start a school for teaching released prisoners how to make beaded necklaces.
Or I guess we could just get coffee and chit chat? (Please tell me you found the humor in this ramble)
After that:
If you like road trips, random weekend getaways and/or just like to make cool memories.