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ohsotroublesome

27 M Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 1, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
America

Love America

Really really love America

Love sloots

This profile isn't serious at all

Message for seriousness

If you can't take this profile for what it is fuck you and you're a goddamn square

Suck my balls

I hate fat chicks, don't message me

Did I mention I love sloots

Message me...there's a 50% chance I'll message you back...and those are excellent odds in Vegas...

Oh yeah and I'll survive a fuckin zombie apocalypse...I'll kill Shane I'll kill Laura I'll kill Rick I don't give a fuck...at the end of the day it's about me and my survival
What I’m doing with my life
School

Booty smackin

Work

America

America

America
I’m really good at
Bangin sloots

Shootin dice

Being a true red blooded patriot American

Using condom all time

No drug

Treat you like real lady
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing I'm extremely average

Maybe my large colorful birthmarks

This site sucks maybe you'll notice that at first

My rippling abs I oil every day

America
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hustler...playboy...oh wait those aren't books those are bathroom reading material...you know I read books and stuff with words and the such...you know real educated people books...

Music...everything...really...even fuckin polka...yodeling...whatever...if it turns you on i like it...

Movies...I like those motion picture films...especially the ones with the nude women...

Food...well I eat everything...and I mean EVERYTHING...........
The six things I could never do without
Abortions

My guns

America

Big fake American titties

America

Porn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the lottery and Bangin sloots
On a typical Friday night I am
wherever i should be on a friday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I masturbate...but then so do you...

Soooooooooo...

Maybe I'll share with those i think are hot enough
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you think im dead sexy....and well obviously if you like me as a person and my mind and all that shit too...

And if you are brave enough too because I don't reply often

Or youse just a bad ass bitch...