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ohtactus

20 / F / bisexual / Single

Chicago, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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I am messy hair, spicy, and interested.

My Self-Summary

My name is mo.
-I drink a lot of tea and do a lot of masturbating.
-I listen to the Animal Collective and Melanie Safka far too loud at somewhat inappropriate hours of the day and night.
-I like to stay up late and then wake up way too early in the morning just to read. This often results in a nap around 10am.
-I get an odd intense gratification out of not having to wear a bra. Along with stepping on grapes.
-I like embroidering anything i can get my hands on.

I also like to:
Compliment strangers.
Chain smoke while drunk.
Cook/Bake.
Collect things.
Smoke cigarettes in bed.
Sew.
Stay aware.
Be a crafty mother fucker.
Laugh at inappropriate times.
Fuck at inappropriate times.
Spend a ridiculous amount of time grocery shopping.
Avoid wearing pants.

-I am literally the most legit bastard you have ever met. my mother had me a month after she turned fifteen.
-I pay attention to the breathing patterns of everyone. And then i match it up with another activity it sounds similar to.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying to figure which i'd rather be: an entomologist, a pastry chef, or a thief.

I’m really good at

giving compliments, making people feel special, one on one interaction, taking care of people when they're sick, rolling cigarettes and walking at the same time, making cupcakes :)

The first things people usually notice about me

I text message obscenely fast, the mop on top of my head, i say, "sorry!" a lot, i talk a lot about insects and gender.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

physical contact, libraries, my baby sister, a constant stream of music, burts bees wax, art in any form

I spend a lot of time thinking about

consequences

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably partaking in something pretty illegal.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i'm uncomfortable with being too comfortable.
and i actually enjoy listening to Barry White.

You should message me if

-you find entertainment in watching poorly made movies on VHS.
-you've seen the movie Mermaids (with Cher)
-you can understand i'm trapped in the mindset of kindergartener and because of that, when i make fun of you, i'm really trying to get across that i like you.
-you are not easily threatened.
- you've got a middle finger saved for the gender binary