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24 / F / Straight / Single
Battle Creek, MI
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 3:10pm
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism, and laughing about it
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from two-year college
- Rather not say
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
-many complete strangers' apparent thought process. I look approachable!
Plus I smell like candy, have an adorable receptionist voice, dress colorful, and try to be both witty and helpful, and am fat. I comfortably identify as fat given "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." -Albus Dumbledore. I feel awesome, take exemplary care of myself, and love my body--who wouldn't, considering I feel like boobs all over?
I have gleefully lowbrow taste and love grindhouse and horror, the more one-liners and playfully-severed limbs the better. Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez, Sam Raimi or SyFy original movies (think Megapiranha and Sharknado). The Conjuring, Pacific Rim, Gravity, Ginger Snaps, Legally Blonde, The Other Guys, The Heat, Mean Girls, Zombieland, Cabin in the Woods. Top three: The Scorpion King (with the Rock), Army of Darkness, Spider-Man 3.
I'll read anything that can sit still long enough, but I mostly stick to horror, fantasy, and teaching myself things with non-fiction. I'm reading the A Song of Ice and Fire novels right now, and love Stephen King-he always has these perfect phrases where I get it. I'm writing an adaptation of The Gunslinger and then the rest of his Dark Tower series.
I'm a voracious, unapologetic pop monster with an iPod full of hard rock, gothic, and metal, and a 2k14 resolution to see Britney Spears in Vegas. Favorite album of all time swings between Nightwish's "Once" and Matchbook Romance's "Voices".
While my self-built PC, the Asskicker, can handle Left 4 Dead 2 at max settings, and Skyrim, I'm just starting to get good at running and shooting at the same time. I am a scary-fuckin' ass Fire trainer in Pokemon X, and come up with my best swears ("eat my turtle dick!") during MarioKart.
I have a thick, majestic three foot long mermaid mane that likes to stick to itself, and this very specific brush is the only thing keeping it from strangling me in the sleep.
has really opened up the control and accessibility over the images we take, and shrunk the barrier into filmmaking.
I hoard colored pens like some sort of dragon that needs to write a lot, in Technicolor.
It’s living art in motion that only lasts one day, and rubbing colors on my face genuinely delights me.
Two straws, with ice in it. I went four days without it a few years ago, and I’m still no longer welcome at that Starbucks.
A lot of processing power also goes to staircase wit, intersectional feminism, fat activism, plots both bunny and nefarious, and life improvement.
(Exchanging stories with friends so excitedly that we hit the table our craft beers are in danger, yelling at ice hockey, singing karaoke vigorously, bouncing around at a rock show in the local dive, and I once built a blanket fort at Arby's.)
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 18–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
-You think we might be drift-compatible.
-Marathoning a favorite TV show and discussing the plot arcs/characters/etc with pizza on the couch sounds appealing.
-You could be described as a geek, nerd, and/or fanboy. (There is nothing I enjoy more than hearing others talk about what they're enthusiastic about.)
-You found my photos aesthetically pleasing.
-You feel like explaining tabletop gaming or craft beers to a pretty lady.
-Your puns feel underappreciated.
-You read this profile and thought "wow she sounds like a great girlfriend who I would like to date the hell out of" (It's true!)
-You possess a sweet beard in need of some compliments.
-You feel like exchanging profile feedbacks/critique/advice (I crafted this bad boy using the tips from How to OkCupid Profile)
-You want your ass handed to you at Jeopardy!
-If you can't resist the sweet, sweet temptation of clicking on links.
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