Ex-expat, Former Desert Rat, Troubadour, etc.

If I was a woman, I'd like to be Kathryn Mulgrew or Santigold.

I travel throughout Cali and the western 2/3rds of the U.S. getting paid to make noise. I usually follow up my noise making with booze drinking, which I rarely get paid for. Between these events, I'm usually driving or sleeping.

Did you ever wake up, and go through that process of pulling yourself together, remembering who you are and where you are, and then where you were. What you did last night, what you've done wrong. And then you remember you've got a bag of candy in your bag. It's in the big pocket. You meant to eat it last night while you were watching TV but forgot and now it is there waiting for you! It is a reason to get up. To start your day! So much candy! Life is gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold!

Holding my pee in on long drives.

Recently this: "You need to smile more."

Catch-22

Mirror Mask, Science of Sleep

It's Always Sunny, Archer, Raising Hope

1980s King Crimson is the best King Crimson.

I like Food.

Transistors
Hemispherical Engines
Socks
Dryer Lint
My Cat
Unnecessary Commas,

No time to think, too busy sleeping.

Making a contingency plan, plotting my escape route.

Or... working.

I have a love for V8s and muscle cars.

NO.