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29 / M / Straight / Single

Boulder, Colorado

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
(I look around on this site entirely too much, so if I visit your profile and don't message you, that doesn't at all mean I'm not interested.)

Generally pretty responsible and all that other boring adult stuff, but sometimes I still consider skipping instead of walking, flying kites, throwing aerobies, laughing at cat pictures, and playing sports from elementary school to be good uses of my time.

I always listen to music loud enough so that I don't hear myself ruin the song when I sing along.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally, I'm an electrical and computer engineer. Beeep bloop.

Camping and hiking and other outdoor things are fun, but I'm probably not as hardcore about them as 99.253% of this city seems to be. I recently picked up biking though, and I'm trying to keep an average of ten miles a day.

I'm looking for people, places, and things to help make my life feel more like the way this song does: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3a4jxt4hcs
I’m really good at
Numbers.
Scrobbling.
Plastic drums.
Electronic things.
Fixing Ikea furniture.
Making profiles too long.
Loving songs that bum me out.
Cards Against Humanity (.. sort of).
Beating you at Scramble with Friends.
Not dying while camping (most of the time).
The first things people usually notice about me
Me: "I grew up in Alabama."
You: "Why don't you have an accent?"
Every. Time.

Also, apparently I have the 23rd most popular name for 13-year-old girls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: I do dumb things to see my favorite bands as often as possible - for example, I saw Murder By Death eight times in four states last year. Some other bands I love are Minus the Bear, Metric, Local H, Portugal. The Man, Tegan and Sara, QOTSA, and too many others. The new Anamanaguchi is really good.

TV: Freaks and Geeks. Community. Parks and Rec. Breaking Bad. Clone High. The Daily Show. I might still need notes to keep the families straight in Game of Thrones.

Movies: Little Miss Sunshine. Also other stuff.

Comedians: Louis CK, Aziz Ansari, Hannibal Buress

Books: How to Sharpen Pencils: A Practical and Theoretical Treatise on the Artisanal Craft of Pencil Sharpening. (Seriously. It's amazing.)

Speaking of music and things, I'm going to some shows coming up. If you're as excited about any of these as I am, you should message me because I have extra tickets for some of them:
- Riot Fest (Denver)
- Bumbershoot (Seattle)
- Portugal. The Man (Santa Fe, NM)
- Tegan and Sara (w/ fun.) (Red Rocks)
- Murder By Death (!!) (Denver and Seattle!)
- Portugal. The Man (w/ The Avett Brothers) (Red Rocks)
- Queens of the Stone Age (w/ Gogol Bordello) (Red Rocks)
The six things I could never do without
contacts
chapstick
pineapples
Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson
bands that send pizza into space
adventures (I don't care where - just far)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Science. Astronomy, especially.
Songs that get stuck in my head.
Camping under a really, really dark sky.
The robots we're driving on another planet.
How to spend the nine straight days I have off in July.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically? I don't know. Ideally? I'd be out seeing one of my favorite bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw Puddle of Mudd live once in Atlanta. Voluntarily. I paid money and everything. I have an excuse, though.

Also, I need a step-by-step Youtube video to tie a tie.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You like road trips, you want to find frivolous reasons to fly places for free using airline miles, or you can identify either (or both!) of my Halloween costumes in my profile photos.

Or generally if you want to get a drink and laugh at things and do fun stuff in the Boulder/Denver area.