Not sure why I'm here and not out disco dancing or doing some worthy charity work... oh well actually I do... I lied... now dont look at me like that, ok ok... I'm here because I like ladies. See, now I've said it I feel all liberated. I mean ladies just smell nice dont they. I know they say they dont want any chips in MacDonalds and then eat all mine, but they do smell nice. FACT!
I am a doofus, irritating, and addictive