Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not sure why I'm here and not out disco dancing or doing some
worthy charity work... oh well actually I do... I lied... now dont
look at me like that, ok ok... I'm here because I like ladies. See,
now I've said it I feel all liberated. I mean ladies just smell
nice dont they. I know they say they dont want any chips in
MacDonalds and then eat all mine, but they do smell nice.
I am a doofus, irritating, and addictive
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Quite clearly not enough! Otherwise I wouldnt be sitting here
writing this, but if you trunky nose ointments really want to know
- I've just moved back to the South East after a little time in the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
avoiding questions, irritating people, spending money frivolously,
making fish finger sandwiches, Wii sports, hand tied bow-ties,
flirting, scalextric, stamping on ping-pong balls, eating crisps,
forgetting to charge my mobile, being good... and being very
The first things people usually notice about me
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...is my imaginary friend Derek
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - I like learning stuff, reading Derren Brown at the moment
which is freaking me out. I'm worried I'm going to self hypnotise
myself and then get stuck in a trance and end up in a bad Robin
Williams film. I also like Michael Crichton - yes I know its a bit
nerdy - but I love all that scary science stuff!
movies - chitty chitty bang bang.. BIG TIP!! Children - never, not
ever ever ever agree to lollipops from a long haired man with a big
pointy nose - no matter if he is wearing a flowery hat at the time.
Its a trap and you'll end up in the back of his carriage and he'll
whisk you off somewhere scary. Then you'll be stuck until Dick Van
Dyke comes to the rescue.
music - ecclectic - but predominantly Dance
food - fish and chips, roast beef, cucumber sandwiches,
strawberries and cream, and any other cliched culinary delights our
US cousins like to think we eat! Ha! er... no actually I really do
like those things - well except cucumber sandwiches. That'd just be
ridiculous! Anyway - Jeeves - pass the Pimms please Wimbledon is
about to start
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Girls, Gadgets, Gambling, er... wish I hadnt started all these with
G... er... Granery Bread? Grease proof paper?? Gimp Masks???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I can mix 2 tunes together
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
dj'ing somewhere seedy wondering why!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I have a secret fetish..
So many questions on this I have decided to just go with
I like power exchange... x
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