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oinkmooarfmeow

30 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:49am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm easily excited and giddy about the little things. Big fan of people who challenge me and want to make me try something new even if I'm kicking and screaming the whole time. I could say all sorts of wonderful things about myself, but trust that they're not unlike all the wonderful things everyone else says about themselves (e.j. funny, smart, nice, cute, etc.). Except I'm not that nice. And I will fight you. Via arm wrestling.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a designer. I draw. I read. I bake. I play with puppies.

My new favorite thing to do on the weekends is watch a super early showing of an almost-out-of-theatres movie with breakfast sandwiches smuggled in. Can't think of a better way to start the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking. I'd say my specialty is cookies but that's really out of convenience in giving them away. There's only so many nights a week a girl can eat pie/cake for dinner. Also really good at giving piggy back rides to people twice my size. That's not an innuendo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well that depends on what YOU notice in people, now doesn't it, you goddamn perv. But if we're going for practical answers right now, I suppose it'd be that I'm short. The first thing I say to you will make you question whether I hate you or we should be best friends. And I give one hell of a hearty handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't get enough Holocaust in both film and literature. Considering dabbling more into North Korean and Khmer Rouge territory soon. Favorite book is The Jungle by Upton Sinclair, but otherwise, I'm more of a history nerd because no fiction is more fascinating than all the messed up shiz that's actually happened/happening.

I can only tell you what my favorite food within the hour of meal time. But some favorite spots in the city would be Beretta, nopa, Dosa, Ryoko. Oh, and bagel bites. Fuck yeah.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I really don't like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Kidnapping people's dogs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Happy hour with work friends and/or dining at some place I can only manage a 5:45 or 9:30 PM reservation at. Almost always involves Negronis or bourbon and shared plates of deliciousness.

And there are those times when I prefer to just go home with some take out and attempt to watch some "you HAVE to watch this movie on Netflix" and inevitably end up watching Iron Man again for the n-th time. Or end up in the dark crevices of youtube. Oy, the things these eyes have seen and would like to unsee...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Chances are, I REALLY hate your shoes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd actually really talk to me in person. Don't try to To Catch a Predator me. I AM Chris Hansen.

You won't get jealous if I love your dog possibly more than I'll ever love you.

My hair does not need to be and should not be a topic of conversation. Please.

You live in SF. Not around SF. *In* San Francisco. Ain't nobody got time for public transportation and rental cars.

You don't use the word "foodie." Jesus fuck.

You want to go camping. I am a very patient and masterful marshmallow toaster. You will not be disappointed.

Lastly, wit helps. A lot.