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oishilish

27 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a chill, fun, straight-up, no bullshit/games type of girl who's just trying to find a happy balance in life that involves love, laughter, and zen.
i think you could get a pretty good idea of what i'm about through all the questions i've answered on here

I'm an ESFP. Pretty much got me to a T with this
http://www.personalitypage.com/ESFP.html

I have the morals of a pirate.

PS dont send me a copy pasta about what a "nice" "sweet" girl I am that you're mass messaging okc girls with. If the first two adjectives to describe me are sweet and nice you clearly have NOT read my profile. I BITE. hard.

Also, first messages of one liners like "Let's fuck" & any other variation of that makes my vagina retract in disgust. I'm open with my sexuality and embrace it to its fullest but that does not mean I'm a panda express booty call fuckdoll. Stop with that shit!
What I’m doing with my life
whatever it is that I'm doing right now that I choose to be doing
generally: being an overindulgent hedonist, dancing, exhibitionist-ing (yes im a camgirl), school
& blogging about sex @ http://mia-mei.com/
every day is a play day and the world is my playground.
I’m really good at
*techie stuff. closet nerd. i get wet just thinking about upgrading my gpu/cpu. I'm also a redditor, talk nerdy to me. I love it. & YES. I am on GW. Catch me if you can ha
*turning you on
The first things people usually notice about me
Swagger. Just kidding. Why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's start with most important favorites: My sexual turn ons.
In no particular order, random things that turn me on
-hotties in formal wear, suits and ties, mmm ultimate office sex fantasy!
-scruffy facial man hair, i love your 5o'clock shadow.
-manly body hair (not werewolf status hairy, but natural is sexy to me. this doesn't apply to *down there* though)
-tall, dark features, and handsome seems to be my flavor of choice. i love dark features on my girls as well. asian girls are the best flavor ;) (for me)
-pain & pleasure go hand in hand for me. please do bite, spank, choke, and generally abuse me when we play
-watching you devour and eat your food like a ruthless caveman. i have no idea why this is such a turn on for me but it's some carnal turn on I can't explain
-all of you who have mastered the art of eye fucking. it's all in the eyes for me, and if there's chemistry between us, "eye fucking" is the ultimate form of foreplay before the bedroom
-"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills" -Napolean Dynamite (don't read in to the "boyfriend" terminology here) Watching you play an instrument, speak a different language, play a sport, etc. are all great panty droppers. Also, being able to pick me up and twirl me in the air like that dirty dancing scene is a plus, but not a necessity.

Musically, I'm in a sexy electronica/mood music phase right now. But generally my music taste is all over the place. Chill, electronic, classical, whatever strikes my mood at the time.
If you're really interested check my last.fm
http://www.last.fm/user/oishilicious

Movies: Requiem for a dream, Spirited Away, Fight Club, LOTR (love the books too), Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, The Man From Nowhere, Pulp Fiction (& most of tarantino)... Love me my foreign flicks (Korean cinema in particular) tons of others I can't name off the top of my head..Vicky Cristina Barcelona, I AM on netflix

Food: Adventurous about this, but love all asian foods, malaysian, chinese, thai, indian, pho, & In a crazy sushi phase right now

Books: Currently my fave would be The Alchemist. Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. Reading Game of Thrones at the moment.

TV: HOUSE OF CARDS!!! Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black!, Dexter, Walking Dead, Louie, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Office, Parks & Rec, Anime
The six things I could never do without
family
my baby dog tices!
love
friends
music
my soul

sex would be on here, but that's a physiological need for everyone. refer to maslow's hierarchy :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what to do to make my day that much more awesome
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin out on my fufsack with tices and watching some obscure foreign film on netflix

sat-thurs are the swinger parties, wild sex, and overindulgent recreational drug use....j/k
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once fucked myself with a raw egg (came5x), and even laid it out, without cracking it. Seriously. There is cam evidence.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-you actually read my goddamn profile! (and don't pat yourself on the back for reading my "long" profile- if this is long for you, i'm awfully unimpressed)

*IMPORTANT*-you're a sexually open minded, MATURE, experienced in life (and in the bedroom), tall dark & handsome, & not afraid to be in touch with your sensitive side. nothing more of a turn off than a man who is afraid to express emotions because they think it's a weakness. It's not.**

**SUPER IMPORTANT** -as sexual as i am, i am ultimately looking for love & intimacy but I like to just let it happen. so if you're closed off to the possibility of that, don't even bother messaging me. I am not looking to be YOUR fuck buddy. I listed casual sex as something I'm always down with but it's gotta be organic.

-no profile photos are insta delete. put some effort in your profile or I won't take you seriously.
-no i don't want to be your naughty photo pen pal. nudes will be sent only if we have plans to meet already (jk about that too, maybe)

- also important that you're fit and active, eat health conscious and treat your body like a temple because I do.

& my sexy ladies, please message me :) i've met a few gorgeous open ladies on OKC and we party together, play together.

open to gorgeous couples too. my dream is to be in a threesome relationship much like that of the film vicky cristina barcelona, (I identify with cristina oh so much) but sans the psycho bitch fights and more of the hot hot lovin'

most importantly, i love meeting characters. even if there's no physical attraction i'm always down for new friends to chill with.