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28 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 7
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Space camp
Wants kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a chill, fun, straight-up, no bullshit/games type of girl who's just trying to find a happy balance in life that involves love, laughter, and zen.

I have the morals of a pirate.

Please, no message one liners like "Let's fuck" or any other variation of that. It makes my vagina retract in disgust. I'm open with my sexuality and embrace it to the fullest but that does not mean I'm a panda express booty call fuckdoll. Stop with that shit!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whatever it is that I'm doing right now that I choose to be doing

& blogging about sex & other shit at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*techie stuff. closet nerd. i get wet just thinking about upgrading my gpu/cpu. I'm also a redditor, talk nerdy to me. I love it.
*turning you on
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Swagger. Just kidding. Why don't you tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Musically, I'm in a sexy electronica/mood music phase right now. But generally my music taste is all over the place. Chill, electronic, classical, whatever strikes my mood at the time.
If you're really interested check my

Movies: Requiem for a dream, Spirited Away, Fight Club, LOTR (love the books too), Forrest Gump, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy, The Man From Nowhere, Pulp Fiction (& most of tarantino)... Love me my foreign flicks (Korean cinema in particular) tons of others I can't name off the top of my head..Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Food: Adventurous about this, but love all asian foods, malaysian, chinese, thai, indian, me something new, i'm down.

Books: Currently my fave would be The Alchemist. Anything by Chuck Palahniuk. Hmm..i have a voracious appetite for books of all genres so this is a tough one to say.

TV: THE KNICK!!!, THE LEFTOVERS!!!, HOUSE OF CARDS!!! Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, Dexter, Walking Dead, Louie, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Office, Parks & Rec, Anime
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my baby dog tices!
yoga/meditation. mind body & soul unity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life. people. our interactions with one another, and WHY?

not only do I think about it- I experience it, as much as it might hurt, or as much as it feels good... what it all comes down to is my understanding of it. whatever "it" may be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chillin out on my fufsack with tices and watching some obscure foreign film on netflix

sat-thurs are the swinger parties, wild sex, and overindulgent recreational drug use....j/k
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I stripped for fun for 2 months and went by the alias "JADE"
You should message me if
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-you actually read my goddamn profile! (and don't pat yourself on the back for reading my "long" profile- if this is long for you, i'm awfully unimpressed)

*IMPORTANT*-as sexual as i am, i am ultimately looking for love & intimacy but I like to just let it happen. so if you're closed off to the possibility of that, don't even bother messaging me. I am not looking to be YOUR fuck buddy.

-no profile photos are insta delete. put some effort in your profile or I won't take you seriously.
-no face pictures ,& only pics of your washboard abs or lackthereof are insta delete as well. I'm not even going to break this one down for you
-no i don't want to be your naughty photo pen pal.
-no i'm not interested in being your erotic story telling pen pal either.

- also important that you're fit and active, eat health conscious and treat your body like a temple because I do.

& my sexy ladies, please message me :) i've met a few gorgeous open ladies on OKC and we party together, play together.

most importantly, i love meeting characters. even if there's no physical attraction i'm always down for new friends to chill with.