Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An intellectual trapped in the body of a basketball player, I am
the best kind of hot: I'm hot, but I don't know I'm hot. .
When I was a little boy, the boys and girls in my kindergarten were
at war. I was on the girls' side. Then around 4th grade girls
became strange alien beings, and remained so for the next 10 years.
At some point in there I became the manly man you see before you.
But inside I am still a softie; I save bugs, pet random dogs and
cats, and play Star Wars with my little nieces (I do a decent Jabba
and a great Vader).
I am affectionate, hedonistic, and a little oblivious. I’ll assume
that as long as we had a nice steak, good drinks, and dirty sex,
everything’s fine and it’s time to cuddle up and go to sleep
I'm in a happy monogamish relationship but hey, my girlfriend likes
girls and so do I. We'd both enjoy playing with someone else under
the right circumstances. Read down to "message me if" to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Championing the underprivileged. And pie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I just finished a biography of Richard and Isabel Burton.
Fascinating story: when she was 14, a Roma/Gypsy woman read
Isabel's fortune and told her that she would marry a tall, dark
traveler--and that his name would be Burton. Five years later
Isabel met Richard and fell in love, but due to his travels and
opposition from her family it was another 10 years before they wed.
They lived in Brazil and Damascus, and traveled throughout Europe
and as far as Indian. I don't believe in astrology or any of that,
but still it is quite a story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, exercise, close friends, meat, ideas, downtime. If you have
"my smartphone" on this list we might have problems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live a fulfilling, meaningful life, if meaning is even
possible in a world like this...oh, and what my ultimate fighting
nickname would be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is one lie in this profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
In a happy relationship with a girl who also likes girls, so you
should be into some easygoing fun with a sexy smart couple
(seriously, I'm not bad but my girlfriend is fucking brilliant).
She's done this before, I haven't. She's here:
We're affectionate and cuddly, but don't let that fool you: in bed
we have a pretty intense bdsm thing going on. We aren't
scenesters-- no latex and you don't have to call me Master
Blackthorn. But if your tastes run to the vanilla you might want to
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