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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 7
6′ 6″ (1.98m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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An intellectual trapped in the body of a basketball player, I am the best kind of hot: I'm hot, but I don't know I'm hot. .

When I was a little boy, the boys and girls in my kindergarten were at war. I was on the girls' side. Then around 4th grade girls became strange alien beings, and remained so for the next 10 years. At some point in there I became the manly man you see before you. But inside I am still a softie; I save bugs, pet random dogs and cats, and play Star Wars with my little nieces (I do a decent Jabba and a great Vader).

I am affectionate, hedonistic, and a little oblivious. I’ll assume that as long as we had a nice steak, good drinks, and dirty sex, everything’s fine and it’s time to cuddle up and go to sleep

I'm in a happy monogamish relationship but hey, my girlfriend likes girls and so do I. We'd both enjoy playing with someone else under the right circumstances. Read down to "message me if" to know more.
What I’m doing with my life
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Championing the underprivileged. And pie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am tall. Really tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just finished a biography of Richard and Isabel Burton. Fascinating story: when she was 14, a Roma/Gypsy woman read Isabel's fortune and told her that she would marry a tall, dark traveler--and that his name would be Burton. Five years later Isabel met Richard and fell in love, but due to his travels and opposition from her family it was another 10 years before they wed. They lived in Brazil and Damascus, and traveled throughout Europe and as far as Indian. I don't believe in astrology or any of that, but still it is quite a story.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, exercise, close friends, meat, ideas, downtime. If you have "my smartphone" on this list we might have problems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live a fulfilling, meaningful life, if meaning is even possible in a world like this...oh, and what my ultimate fighting nickname would be.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is one lie in this profile.
You should message me if
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In a happy relationship with a girl who also likes girls, so you should be into some easygoing fun with a sexy smart couple (seriously, I'm not bad but my girlfriend is fucking brilliant). She's done this before, I haven't. She's here:

We're affectionate and cuddly, but don't let that fool you: in bed we have a pretty intense bdsm thing going on. We aren't scenesters-- no latex and you don't have to call me Master Blackthorn. But if your tastes run to the vanilla you might want to look elsewhere.