I liked my new neighbour well enough. We traded niceties over the
garden fence. After three months we exchanged house keys. Then she
bought a dog. A terrier. It needed a firm hand. Instead she called
it Philippe, fed it organic dog biscotti and had its horoscope
read. Philippe did not improve the neighbourhood. He ran from yard
to yard like a hirsute garden gnome gone rogue, digging holes,
chasing cats and barking at potted plants. For the sake of peace I
bit my lip. Philippe upped the ante and pooped on my welcome mat. I
bagged the turd and gave it to her. Next morning I found my keys
slipped through my mail slot. Later she set her sprinkler on high
and aimed it over the fence onto my hammock. That summer they both
ran wild. Philippe dug new and deeper holes. She cranked the volume
on her radio, set it to CFOX and pushed it up against my cedar
hedge. He rolled in her compost, squeezed through the hedge and
raced round my house shedding noisome bits of rotting veg. She
threw used tea bags onto my patio. One afternoon I peeked out and
saw a moving van in front of her house. Soon I had new neighbours,
a nice couple with a well-trained Lab named Bob who never barked.
Two weeks passed quietly. I slouched in my hammock engulfed in
ennui, eyeing Bob through a gap in the hedge. He lay stretched and
still like a yellow bearskin rug. I slipped out of my hammock,
edged close to the gap.
“Miaow,” I said. “Miaow.” Bob leapt up, barking.
-'Peace Time' by Julia Vella
“Miaow,” I said. “Miaow.” Bob leapt up, barking.
-'Peace Time' by Julia Vella
