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ok_dionysus

28 M Edinburgh, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going on holiday by mistake. Rescuing insects. Not letting cats get the upper hand. Not putting 'procrastinating' here. Fairy lights and peach coloured lightbulbs. Crushing the weak. Boating. Breaking into abandoned hospitals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'Damn, you remind me of Withnail'. I usually respond by pretending to be Richard E. Grant's son for a bit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music
I'm sick of not dressing like everyone in this video.. Raps. 80s soundtracks. Peach lit hazy end of the night slow dances music. Waits and Cohen. New Orleans Jazz.

Shows
I'm aware of how passé saying The Wire here is, but I'm saying it.
Armando Iannucci.
The Wind in the Willows (with the beautifully made puppets and sets).

Films
Through a Glass Darkly - Ingmar Bergman (God is a hard faced spider just behind the door).
Jodorowsky.
Unfathomably bad films,
Have you noticed how many people have 'American Psycho' in this bit? Excuse me, I need to return some video tapes.

Plays
Tennessee Williams. Punchdrunk

Writers
Alan Watts
Carl Jung
Bertrand Russell
The Earthsea Quartet by Ursula Leguinn
Narnia, CS Lewis
T.E. Lawrence
John Fowles
Nabokov:"To play safe, I prefer to accept only one type of power: the power of art over trash, the triumph of magic over the brute".
Chomsky
Hitchens.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Looney toad quack, Russelldust, Chronic Basildon doughnuts, Joss Ackland's spunky backpack, Bromicide and Cool thwacks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why this illustrated book of logical fallacies isn't part of the school curriculum?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Antagonising bouncers
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are compelled to answer any of my probing psychometric questions:

- Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

- If you could be any geographic phenomena what would you be?
(e.g. an ice crystal formation at the highest reaches of a giant tree).

- If you could have a few seconds of a song play when you make an entrance what would it be?

- What is your best or worst addiction?

- What was your favourite ever party costume you made - what do you think that says about you?

- Briefly describe your most memorable dream. How did you feel on waking?

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Bonus Section!

OK so the premise of this is pretty awkward and unsettling, but that’s precisely why I'd like to try it, so here are some testimonials - almost every one of them is genuine:

"Andrew is adventurous, ambitious and creative. He is passionate about life and very fun to be with. He's also quite a good dancer for a white guy."
Signed "G" - (Girlfriend of 1 year)

"Having been friends with Andrew for almost a decade (and dated him in that time) I can guarantee that he'll always find time to take you on an adventure. His true life stories are poetic and moving and he can easily be enjoying the finer things in life one day and the most down to earth hippiness the next.
Signed "Sarah HB"

"Andrew's a man of honour, for what little that's worth - and he's got a good sword arm on him - but I could polish him off without breaking a sweat".
Signed "Ser J Lannister"