Hello, person! I'm Evan. I'm a mostly-functioning human being that does normal, 22-year-old things. I'm a work in progress. I'm trying to be a more expressive, passionate, and present person. I love cooking, gardening, dancing, singing, playing guitar, and random arts and crafts, among other things. I'm super optimistic, unrealistic, and corny.

I'm finishing up a Bachelor's Degree at Ohio State, which has recently become very uninteresting. I dabble in things of all varieties.

I'm really good at wasting my time doing inconsequential things, drinking when I shouldn't be, and not worrying about things which would normally be worried about.

Probably that my smile is a little lopsided.

Authors: Thoreau, Chomsky, Zizek, Zinn, Klein, Tolkien

Directors: Hayao Miyazaki, Darren Aronofsky, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg, David Fincher

Shows: Louie, Trailer Park Boys, Parks and Rec, Archer, Always Sunny

My favorite genres right now are electro-swing, like Parov Stelar and Caravan Palace, and ambient/trance electronic, like Susumu Yokota and Colleen.

My favorite group is Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer, & Chris Thile and their album The Goat Rodeo Sessions.

My favorite dish to cook and eat is sweet potatoes and onions fried with garlic and sea salt. Absolutely fantastic!

Wool Socks
Frying Pans
Lucky Bamboo
Corduroy Pants
Bananas
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

I spend a lot of time thinking about positionality, privilege, and consumerism/capitalism. And women, because that's what I naturally think about. And cats.

I will be found at a bar or a friend's house.

I hide myself behind a wall of humor to deal with all of this shit and thus lose the opportunity to connect with those I care about.

Message me if you want to communicate. I would love to talk!