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okbrett
22 / M / straight / Single
Astoria, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
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- Body Type
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- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
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- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Sign
- Leo
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
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- Income
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- Kids
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- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Jeff Goldblum, but made of nanobots, and from the future.
My Self-Summary
Hi.
What's going on?
I'm Brett. Nice to meet you.
I try to do some of the improv/funnystuff. As a career choice, it seems easy enough to actually accomplish, while somewhat specialized enough that not any ol' asshole can try it.
I have a ridiculous job at a nightclub that can be described as being somewhere along a spectrum between Jesse Eisenberg in Adventureland and Jim Broadbent in Moulin Rouge-- but mostly the former, and it's not cool at all.
What's going on?
I'm Brett. Nice to meet you.
I try to do some of the improv/funnystuff. As a career choice, it seems easy enough to actually accomplish, while somewhat specialized enough that not any ol' asshole can try it.
I have a ridiculous job at a nightclub that can be described as being somewhere along a spectrum between Jesse Eisenberg in Adventureland and Jim Broadbent in Moulin Rouge-- but mostly the former, and it's not cool at all.
What I’m doing with my life
not much.
I’m really good at
drinking 40s.
and karaoke (my favorite artists being Tom Jones and Boyz II Men)
and karaoke (my favorite artists being Tom Jones and Boyz II Men)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music.
Weezer, Okkervil River, The Decemberists, Ben Folds (Five), Rilo Kiley, Guster, Ben Kweller, Girl Talk, The Hood Internet, Ozma, Muse, Ratatat, Tally Hall, Chris Merritt, The Books and everybody likes the Beatles. If you don't...well...I don't even know what to say.
Movies.
Swingers, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Moulin Rouge, BASEketball, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, Sideways, Orange County, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Children of Men, City of God, Annie Hall
TV.
Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Stella, Clone High, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Summer Heights High, Mad Men, The Soup, Entourage, The Office (UK)
Books.
Killing Yourself to Live, Ender's Game, Crooked Little Vein, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, All the Sad Young Literary Men
Weezer, Okkervil River, The Decemberists, Ben Folds (Five), Rilo Kiley, Guster, Ben Kweller, Girl Talk, The Hood Internet, Ozma, Muse, Ratatat, Tally Hall, Chris Merritt, The Books and everybody likes the Beatles. If you don't...well...I don't even know what to say.
Movies.
Swingers, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Moulin Rouge, BASEketball, Back to the Future, Jurassic Park, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Fidelity, Sideways, Orange County, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Children of Men, City of God, Annie Hall
TV.
Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Stella, Clone High, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Summer Heights High, Mad Men, The Soup, Entourage, The Office (UK)
Books.
Killing Yourself to Live, Ender's Game, Crooked Little Vein, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, All the Sad Young Literary Men
The six things I could never do without
-my laptop
-my iphone (laptop, jr.)
-pizza
-being self-deprecating
-drug and alcohol abuse
-i only need five things. i'm thrifty.
-my iphone (laptop, jr.)
-pizza
-being self-deprecating
-drug and alcohol abuse
-i only need five things. i'm thrifty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
life, man.
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk as shit and/or high as balls.
and probably seeing a movie.
and probably seeing a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i probably know more musicals by heart than you do.
You should message me if
you want to.
