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okbrett

22 / M / straight / Single

Astoria, New York

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I am Jeff Goldblum, but made of nanobots, and from the future.

My Self-Summary

Hi.

What's going on?

I'm Brett. Nice to meet you.

I try to do some of the improv/funnystuff. As a career choice, it seems easy enough to actually accomplish, while somewhat specialized enough that not any ol' asshole can try it.

I have a ridiculous job at a nightclub that can be described as being somewhere along a spectrum between Jesse Eisenberg in Adventureland and Jim Broadbent in Moulin Rouge-- but mostly the former, and it's not cool at all.

What I’m doing with my life

not much.

I’m really good at

drinking 40s.

and karaoke (my favorite artists being Tom Jones and Boyz II Men)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

-my laptop
-my iphone (laptop, jr.)
-pizza
-being self-deprecating
-drug and alcohol abuse
-i only need five things. i'm thrifty.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

life, man.

On a typical Friday night I am

drunk as shit and/or high as balls.

and probably seeing a movie.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i probably know more musicals by heart than you do.

You should message me if

you want to.