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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I observe and remember things. I'm a bit of a smartass. Sometimes I don't get jokes. Sometimes I ruin them by guessing the punchline ahead of time. Let's be honest, most of what people put here is either a total cliché or something that sounds good but doesn't tell you about what kind of a person they are. At least you know what my writing style is like!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working my way through the weird drink mixes at my grocery store and seeing how many taste good with vodka added. (So far, all of them...!)

Other things that I like to spend my free time on:
- Camping (canoe camping is the best balance between minimalist backpacking and comfortable car camping)
- Bikes
- Being bad at playing the harmonica and ukulele
- Being even worse at playing the guitar
- Some classes that I'm taking which are pretty cool but also fairly stressful
- Being with friends and going to dinner, bars, shows, or doing nothing in particular at all
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Standing upright on the L.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a sucker for the apocalypse. But not apocalyptic food. Emergency rations aren't something I'd like to eat every day.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:
I totally skipped over the huge list of bands you listed in your profile.

Cream soda is the best soda. Gala apples are the best apples.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"It contributes greatly towards a man's moral and intellectual health to be brought into habits of companionship with individuals unlike himself, who care little for his pursuits, and whose sphere and abilities he must go out of himself to appreciate." - Narrator, "The Scarlet Letter," Nathaniel Hawthorne.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It takes me three attempts to successfully plug in a USB cable.
You should message me if
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You think this song might be about you:
You can suggest your favorite podcast.
You can tie a bowline.
You can tell me what whiskey I should be drinking.
You remember where kept your Lego.
This story made you think: