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23 Columbus, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 23, 2014
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly halal
Not at all
Islam, and very serious about it
Sagittarius, and it matters a lot
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Russian (Fluently), French (Okay), Turkish (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not all those who wander are lost.

Call me Jake . Peace is my purpose.

Если по-русски говоришь, тогда давайте общаемся. Повторение всегда мне нужно.
Si vous parlez le français, il faut que nous parlions. Je peur que j'aille perdu mon aisance.
Türkçe konuşabilirsen biz sohbet etmeliyiz. Benim praktik etmeye çok ihtiyacım var.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Losing sleep to dreams.

Attending OSU, double majoring in Russian and Islamic studies (with a focus on all of the unpronouncable central asian countries, like Kyrgyzstan, where I may or may not live one day and teach English.) and minoring in Turkish. Last summer I spent three months in Ufa, Russia. I break more rules now.

I'm grinding up my creativity, packing it up into my imagination, and lighting it with my curiosity.

Recently my hobbies have included urban exploration and anthropological research on psychics vampire covens and their religious beliefs... I just got ff a skyrim binge - needed something to do-.

Long term: peace corps, Fullbright, probably teaching English as a foreign language abroad, live at peace on the steppes or in front of mountains, save the Amur leapords, and change the way people see things.

Here why am I? Well its because I am too polite of a romantic. I personally am pretty skeptical about relationships - that needs to change. Id like to meet someone who can change my mind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At good really I'm.

I have a language capability that's fun - can chat with strangers in Russian, French, mas o menos espanol, and terribly in Turkish

I also love to write - working on an epic
I grew up on camping and hiking - so that's an inherited trait
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>Hair like a madman and a beard
>Blue eyes
>Can find something to talk about with anyone - no use not being able to connect
>I know a lot about Osama Bin Laden
>Tie dye/ other hippie paraphernalia
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Tolkein, The Quran, The "Bibli", The Bhagvatagita, Lullaby — Chuck Palahniuk, ", When Religion Becomes Evil, Religions of the World, Nietszche (favorite: The Antichrist), Interview with a Vampire, The Vampire Lestat, In a Glass Darkly, Julie and the Wolves, The Other Side of the Mountain, The Hatchet, Socratic Dialogues, Heraclitus, Earth: the Book, Poisonwood Bible,
French: Le Petit Prince, Candide, L'arab Ibrahim, oms en serie
Russian: Bronze Horseman, Generation "P", Nevsky Prospect

I have read Twilight... the first one before it got big... got about close to the end and said, "this is some bullshit." Then they made a film :(

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Carlos, Mongol - personal favorite, A Knight's Tale, Machete, Aronovsky in general (Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler, Black Swan, The Fountain), Aladdin (not for history), Fern Gully, Lorax, Peter Jackson, Paradise now (Palestinian film). From Dusk T'ill Dawn, Inglorious Basterds, Jackie Brown (what a woman). Donnie Darko,
Not sure how I feel about Enter the Void, Resident Evil, The Ring (used to scare me to death as a kid) Dark Crystal, What the @#$% do we know?, Fight Club, Lord of the Rings and THE HOBBIT! The Last Temptation of Christ, Santouri the music man (Iran)

Opeth, Niyaz, Dr. Oh No!, Immortal Technique, Dimmu Borgir, Portishead, Bombay Dub Orchestra, Cradle of Filth, Porcupine Tree Damian Marley, Altan Urag (and all mongolian music theirin) Gyuto Tibetan Monks, Rob Dougan, Marylin Manson, Bob Marley, Nas, Thievery Corporation, Lyube, Mercan Dede, Darzamat, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Ihsahn (more so as a solo musician than in Emperor), (older) Evanescence, Alice in Chains, Slugabed.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Imagination - the world I live in is not yours. I have grown quite the array of plants... "in the garden of my mind."
2. Celtic/ tie-die tapestries...My father passed down into me the art of tye dye- a tradition I shall one day pass onto someone else.
3. some cuddling once in a blue moon.
4. Inspiration - that explosive point between imagination and perception.
5. Water - preferably drinkable, and I am going to disagree with Osama Bin-Laden on this one and say that iced water rocks!
6. Shelter - at least a leaf

Six things I would prefer living with but could change anytime:
1. E=mc2
2. Fox News (my comedy channel)
3. Egalitarianism (and its rare occurences)
4. Tetrohydrocannabinal ( the dea call it hydro.. Giggles)
5. pillows
6. tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The meaning of life... ergo why humans are bothered with the question "what is the meaning of it all?" So that encompasses the theory of everything (not string theory), every religious principle and mythology, philosophical and political ideology... and ∞.

Also spend a lot of time thinking about how societies and cultures are more or less orbits of matter — galaxies of ideas spinning around and colliding into each other. We come in Protons (those moving forward), Electrons (those moving backward), and Neutrons (those who watch it all happen and bring everybody together).

And bros. I have been considering publishing an ethnography on bro culture: their breeding rituals are bizarre: homoerotic with extreme homophobic sentiments.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A. debating whether I began events at actual 420 or dyslexic 420 (2:40).
B. Skyrim
C. attending a high-end University event discussing something like the sufistic interpretation of astrology or the syntax changes in East European languages.
D. Skyrim
E. hookahing (also a thursday thing)
F. stuck in bed because of yesterday's shinanigans
G. doodilng in class and taking notes outside
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I died my hair blonde and spiked it in elementary school and wore tank-tops... and went to a glacier in Alaska refusing to not wear shorts and tank-top ... I thought I was cool
You should message me if
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if you are down for chillen with a hopeless romantic stoner and can tolerate vast amounts of "jimmy rustling". Hookah? A spliff in the park?