Zombie-apocalypse, raptor attacks, family guy, racist jokes, how to
get away with murder.
Why are there laws to make one wear a seat belt or a helmet. Don't
we need to thin out the herd anyways?
Who was the guy that first thought that margarine was not only a
good engine grease but also tasted great on bread?
The 10th dimension
Is margarine better than butter?
Why is it called "I can't believe it's not butter", when I can
believe it's not?
Why am I talking a lot about butter?
Why is the golf term "below par" considered a bad thing in
everything except golf?
If I'm against picketing, how do I show?
Poking people in the eye with a hot french fry should be the
universal sign for telling people that they're dumb.
I just want to say that I actually took the time to write this crap
down. I see way too many people writing "just ask me",you're not
being mysterious or clever, you're just being lazy and we all know
it. Another is the profiles without a picture, it's like a
gloryhole for internet dating.