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27 F Ōdo, Japan

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Asian, White
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I just starting seeing someone and haven't had the chance to change my profile.

Batman beating up Santa Clause, 15 oranges saving kittens from a burning building, a baby with a backwards hat on punching Fred Durst in the throat, 2 giraffes wrestling a polar bear, a platypus wearing tap shoes while singing amazing grace and a unicorn pooping rainbows and skittles.
Not sure if you can consider this a self summary but I do.......and it's awesome!

I own my own business, that means I work a lot. My job has me on the road at least once a month, it's really strange if I go more than a than a month without getting on a plane. But I work with animals and absolutely love what I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Running my business. Spending time with family. Trying to remember to catch my breath and enjoy the little things in life.
I’m really good at
Having a extremely sarcastic sense of humor and saying rediculous things or puns.
Being blunt and not wanting to deal with bullshit drama. Life is too short to beat around the bush and having people with no value is a waste of energy.
The first things people usually notice about me
My homosapien physique. But I think that's true for most people.
My lack of missing phalanges, extremities, and optical organs.
Typically the dry sense of humor that may already be apparent in this segment.
Also, my vocabulary, my incessant need to spit out facts and my love to speak about interesting revolutionary tech.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm more into science articles and documentaries. Actually anything educational it was truly tickles my fancy.
Also, The big bang theory and How I met your mother....classic

Action movies, comedies and anything with a Stan Lee that guy. Not a big fan of romances but a good drama is nice ie. Cloud Atlas

Music is all depending on my mood, except when it comes to anything angry. I'm not an angry person so I don't like angry music.

Food is pretty much anything that doesn't come out of a box and needs to be microwaved.
The six things I could never do without
1. My android aka my lifeline
2. My hula hoop
3. Sarcasm
4. Music
5. A good library
6. I think that's like essential, though.
Oh and I'm adding a 7th.
7. The intense fear and preparation for the zombie apocalypse
And an 8th
8. Documentaries .....I'm a nerd
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombie-apocalypse, raptor attacks, family guy, racist jokes, how to get away with murder.

Why are there laws to make one wear a seat belt or a helmet. Don't we need to thin out the herd anyways?

Who was the guy that first thought that margarine was not only a good engine grease but also tasted great on bread?

The 10th dimension

Is margarine better than butter?

Why is it called "I can't believe it's not butter", when I can believe it's not?

Why am I talking a lot about butter?

Why is the golf term "below par" considered a bad thing in everything except golf?

If I'm against picketing, how do I show?

Poking people in the eye with a hot french fry should be the universal sign for telling people that they're dumb.

I just want to say that I actually took the time to write this crap down. I see way too many people writing "just ask me",you're not being mysterious or clever, you're just being lazy and we all know it. Another is the profiles without a picture, it's like a gloryhole for internet dating.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am teaching a class....yep, I'm a wild one
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate spiders and cockroaches
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you enjoy having conversations that makes you think.

If using your grey matter doesn't feel like a chore.

If you don't enjoy butchering the English language. Be it grammatical or verbally.

If you don't have a half naked selfie in a bathroom mirror.

If you love Tesla.

If you have never owned a hat with your name on it.

If you're not superficial or as shallow as a shot glass.

If the amount of effort you can muster for initiating a conversation is more than "hi".