Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just starting seeing someone and haven't had the chance to change
Batman beating up Santa Clause, 15 oranges saving kittens from a
burning building, a baby with a backwards hat on punching Fred
Durst in the throat, 2 giraffes wrestling a polar bear, a platypus
wearing tap shoes while singing amazing grace and a unicorn pooping
rainbows and skittles.
Not sure if you can consider this a self summary but I do.......and
I own my own business, that means I work a lot. My job has me on
the road at least once a month, it's really strange if I go more
than a than a month without getting on a plane. But I work with
animals and absolutely love what I do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running my business. Spending time with family. Trying to remember
to catch my breath and enjoy the little things in life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a extremely sarcastic sense of humor and saying rediculous
things or puns.
Being blunt and not wanting to deal with bullshit drama. Life is
too short to beat around the bush and having people with no value
is a waste of energy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My homosapien physique. But I think that's true for most
My lack of missing phalanges, extremities, and optical
Typically the dry sense of humor that may already be apparent in
Also, my vocabulary, my incessant need to spit out facts and my
love to speak about interesting revolutionary tech.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm more into science articles and documentaries. Actually anything
educational it was truly tickles my fancy.
Also, The big bang theory and How I met your
Action movies, comedies and anything with a Stan Lee cameo...love
that guy. Not a big fan of romances but a good drama is nice ie.
Music is all depending on my mood, except when it comes to anything
angry. I'm not an angry person so I don't like angry music.
Food is pretty much anything that doesn't come out of a box and
needs to be microwaved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My android aka my lifeline
2. My hula hoop
5. A good library
6. Um.....food? I think that's like essential, though.
Oh and I'm adding a 7th.
7. The intense fear and preparation for the zombie apocalypse
And an 8th
8. Documentaries .....I'm a nerd
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zombie-apocalypse, raptor attacks, family guy, racist jokes, how to
get away with murder.
Why are there laws to make one wear a seat belt or a helmet. Don't
we need to thin out the herd anyways?
Who was the guy that first thought that margarine was not only a
good engine grease but also tasted great on bread?
The 10th dimension
Is margarine better than butter?
Why is it called "I can't believe it's not butter", when I can
believe it's not?
Why am I talking a lot about butter?
Why is the golf term "below par" considered a bad thing in
everything except golf?
If I'm against picketing, how do I show?
Poking people in the eye with a hot french fry should be the
universal sign for telling people that they're dumb.
I just want to say that I actually took the time to write this crap
down. I see way too many people writing "just ask me",you're not
being mysterious or clever, you're just being lazy and we all know
it. Another is the profiles without a picture, it's like a
gloryhole for internet dating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am teaching a class....yep, I'm a wild one
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate spiders and cockroaches
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you enjoy having conversations that makes you think.
If using your grey matter doesn't feel like a chore.
If you don't enjoy butchering the English language. Be it
grammatical or verbally.
If you don't have a half naked selfie in a bathroom mirror.
If you love Tesla.
If you have never owned a hat with your name on it.
If you're not superficial or as shallow as a shot glass.
If the amount of effort you can muster for initiating a
conversation is more than "hi".
Who are you looking for?
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