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25 Oakland, CA Man


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Nov 11
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Usually bearded, average metabolism, good teeth.

I'm not as cool as I look.

Spent the last year and a half line cooking at a michelin starred restaurant in New York. Exhaustion + common sense kicked in. Quit one month ago. Quit coffee two weeks ago. Moved to Oakland cold turkey. Now become irritable in 50º weather.

Not not making it as an illustrator + cartoonist. It's all very hard and confusing and most days I have moments when I just want to quit and crawl across the floor of my apartment back into bed and watch Errol Morris documentaries on Netflix until late afternoon/early evening, and start to do so, until I remember that most of his documentaries are actually on Youtube (true) and my laptop charger is in the living room or was it in my backpack? (It was in my backpack)


You made it! In sum, I'll take intelligence over kindness, kindness over hipness, and eggs over easy. Or if you draw really well. Or have an outdoor grill. Or can make me laugh, or at least not cry.
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