What you should know about me: throughout my life, I've reaped the rewards of conveying unconditional positive regard to strangers. Consequently, I've made remarkable acquaintances and built extraordinary friendships. On the other hand, I have little tolerance for snobbery. I find it utterly boring and usually unmerited. Equally, I have no time for wankers, bitches, gossips, alphas, sloppy drunks, tweakers, exclusive hipsters (inclusive hipsters are fine), or bigots. Bogans I can handle.
For more info: Okcupid gave me lots of questions to answer and I'm pretty sure they're using the data to do something dystopic. So, please peruse them to get a glimpse into my psyche and behaviour. If we've answered a few similarly - there's some chance we share similar outlooks and will get along. If we haven't, who cares? It's not a psychometric test (or is it?). Well, what I mean is, don't take it too seriously.
Interestingly, I've been writing comedy with a professional stand-up comic for around 6 years, and I simply can't translate that humour into this profile. Is that ironic?