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  • Ages 25–45
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of law school
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm an imaginative, aware, funny, and (dare I say it) sweet guy.

People's stories fascinate me. Snobbery bores me.

I love moments of outrageous serendipity.

Brunch is my favourite meal. Tapas comes in at a very close second.

I'm a big fan of unplanned adventure.

One day, I'd like to design a perfume.

I love wearing suits, but can't stand wearing a tie.

The Greek islands are my second home. The south of France is my third.

I failed every maths class I ever took at school. Now, I work with statistics.

I'm a lifelong learner with a deep love of history, anthropology, psychology, and philosophy. And trashy TV.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying screenwriting and documentary production. Then probably an MBA.

Planning my trip to the Greek islands in August. South of France next year.


Seeing theatre. Dancing to soul. Drinking gin.

Finding some of Melbourne's best menswear bargains (seriously, I have a crazy knack for it).

Working with lovely people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not stressing about the unnecessary.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"A Lover's Discourse" by Roland Barthes.

All the documentaries.

I can't be arsed listing all the music I like. Right now (like, whilst I'm typing this) I'm listening to John Frusciante.

I love food you can tell was made with care, displayed with pride, and shared with friends and/or a lover.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mental and emotional maturity, as displayed by the stuff I spend a lot of time thinking about (see below).

A chat with my dad every couple of days.

The sneer that people from the "inner north" give me when they find out I live in South Yarra, graciously reminding me of my culturally inferior place in the world.

The lift in my apartment building.

Chapel Street drunks at 4am on a Sunday morning. You guys are the best.

My brilliant friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which two cheeses comprise the filling of the perfect toasted sandwich? *yes, there must be two.

If I get a Mini Cooper S, does that make me a wanker?

How long can I stay on the Greek Islands before I'll get conscripted and sent to the Albanian border?

Should I grow my beard back?

How does Omar Rodriguez-Lopez actually do it?

Is there anything cuter than a baby Badger?

What's the deal with Melbourne train stations not being named after the place they're in?

Why don't Victorian bars and restaurants serve more Victorian wine?

How tight will men's skinny jeans need to get before it impacts the gene pool?

.... yep, that's about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not sure, but it definitely doesn't involve motor sports.
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