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I like stupid emoticons. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal speaks to my soul. I am a statistician / statistical programmer by trade. I play guitar and make music in my off-time. I like riding bikes, french-pressing coffee, drinking beer, playing board games, and occasionally 'bro'-ing out when there's a Canucks game on. I probably won't ever grow up.
I'm a transplant from Canada who recently moved to Seattle for work. I miss riding polar bears to work and sculpting whimsical penguins into my luxury igloo.