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okprogramming OkStaff

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
One of my profile pictures looks like a giant umbrella hat, but unfortunately it's just a broken regular umbrella. Now that that's out of the way, you might be interested to know that by day I handle OkCupid's mobile operations, and by night I'm a consulting detective. If you didn't get that, go watch Sherlock, I'll wait here.

I like portmanteaus, like self-esteampunk. Or bromance. Know a bad joke? Excellent. Tell it to me, I can probably make it worse.

This isn't much of a summary? Maybe. I'm more interested in putting down some personality flavor into the essays though. If you want to know particulars, you've got 300 of my answers, the sidebar, and the message button. Every time you push my message button an angel gets its wings. An antiestablishmentarianistic angel, but an angel all the same.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been expanding my literary undertakings, both contemporary and classic. I've been trying to learn how to cook food that isn't Italian. This means slow-cooked BBQ and generous application of spices. I recently made a "restaurant wish list" of about thirty places I want to visit before I'm done with the city. There are a few Michelin stars on that list, because I want to see what the big deal is. I'm pushing myself further with my photography. I collected a relatively large liquor and spirit assortment, and I'm trying my hand at drink mixing.

What I'm going to do with my life
That's an even better question, but one with more ethereal an answer. Eventually I hope to get rosetta stone and learn a romance language, likely French or Italian. I want to go on a tour of west coast national parks, to photograph and hike Yosemite and some slot canyons. I want to rekindle my love of camping. I want to race in the Dakar rally. I want to crash at my friends' places in Korea, Thailand, Hawaii, Texas, Seattle, California, New Zealand, and Moscow.
I’m really good at
making life choices. Cooking french onion soup. Going the wrong way at intersections. Also cooking, photography, teaching, learning, exploring, computer junk, sprinting and relaxing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have magic powers. I treat people like I already know them to see if the shoe fits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
During my commute you'll often see me reading Wired. I saw a lot of profiles mention Vonnegut, so I read Galapagos and thought it was pretty good. Anyone else think he's like Douglas Adams? I'm a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Also liked The Grapes of Wrath, The BFG, The Giving Tree, The Giver, Portrait of Dorian Gray, 1984, The Great Gatsby, Design of Everyday Things. Presently I'm chewing through Me Talk Pretty One Day. I thought The Fountainhead was a dark comedy and loved it.

My current TV faves include Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Friday Night Lights, Sherlock, Top Gear and Archer.

A very short list of all-time favorite movies: Up, because it made me cry ten minutes in, The Shawshank Redemption, the perfect movie, Forrest Gump, the epic story of our time, Dr. Strangelove, because my list needs more Kubrick and Dark Knight because it was the ultimate re-imagining.

Favorite cars: Maserati GT, Ferrari F12 Berlinetta, Infiniti G Coupe, Tesla Model S, DeLorean.
The six things I could never do without
1. A sketchpad and pen. I was taught that brainstorming happens on paper and I still believe it. I've always liked pens, I'm not into going back.

2. Friends/family/co-workers, everyone who's human has to list this, I'm no exception.

3. The Internet. It keeps me employed, entertained, informed, educated and connected.

4. Chapstick. I have all of the epidermal weathering of a puppy.

5. Memory. Everything that's really important to me is in there.

6. Restaurants. I would starve to death if I couldn't go out, not because I can't cook (I can, and enjoy it), but because I never budget enough time to do it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dinosaurs, and how unlikely I am to be reincarnated as one.

How the first sentence of someone's profile probably tells you everything you need to know about them. You're probably scrolling up right now, but you'll find the subject of mine is umbrella hat. This is satisfactory.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OKCupid is secretly powered by a crack team of nosy matchmaking grandmothers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a soft spot for nerdy philosophical types. You're going to give me home made cookies. Your iPhone still auto-corrects "yolo" to "tool" because you haven't hit the little x a bunch of times.