I like portmanteaus, like self-esteampunk. Or bromance. Know a bad joke? Excellent. Tell it to me, I can probably make it worse.
This isn't much of a summary? Maybe. I'm more interested in putting down some personality flavor into the essays though. If you want to know particulars, you've got 300 of my answers, the sidebar, and the message button. Every time you push my message button an angel gets its wings. An antiestablishmentarianistic angel, but an angel all the same.