Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

In this epic battle between okra-evil and peanut-butter-good, one has two options:

1. Cave into the demands of a cartoon fantasy sprinkled with nebulous goodness and lay still waiting for your gummi bear high to subside.
2. Fight the chunky fight slinging jelly with one hand and hurling
butter with the other.

I, the self-declared hero in my script, choose to do neither of the two. Yeah, it's my profile and I make up the rules. I choose instead to sit back and enjoy my view of the city while sipping on indie and blowing out bossa nova. Join me if you must. Don't forget your pen!

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm looking for the boulevard in a jungle of sidewalks. In the meantime, I'll settle for some ice cream or a gentle breeze.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

I'm really good at waiting for the #37 line.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

If everyone around me is wearing sunglasses then I suppose what they notice is a darker version of me. That makes me sketchy.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1. skip function on my mp3 player
2. crunchy snacks
3. wine/music (these are the same to me)
4. my sanity on cloudy days
5. sex and all that comes before and after
6. the interlude

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Why should Friday get this question? Why not ask what I do on a typical Tuesday night? Geez. You suck.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Those who wear sunglasses while underground on the MUNI or Bart were raised by a pack of statues. *SHHHHH*

You should message me if Propose an edit

Message me if you think okra is dubious.

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